A man just ambled to the door with a rollie between his lips and said "I'm going to smoke this, drink that, and then fuck off."
I want it cross stitched.
WAYYOOO. For that I guess I ought to have another
I feel rather strongly that the Roscoe Head is a slice of what the afterlife may be
friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus
CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED
can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?
I thought I was rather full of steak and yet my secret bonus Jarl stomach has revealed itself.
Really enjoying posting my silly "who's drinking what" posts over on the brewery insta, though Dave and I are consistently predictable...
It’s St. Patrick’s weekend which means you have to watch The Fugitive or else the little people will frame you for the brutal murder of your wife
I know some disagree but someone like Stephen Fry changing his mind and doing a complete 180 after supporting She Who Must Not Be Named, is a good thing and is evidence that attitudes are changing.
Hot take: if you can't cook well with tofu, you can't cook well.
Because tofu is a blank canvas. It does what you tell it to.
If you have the basics down—deep frying, searing, sauces, seasonings, etc.—you can make good tofu. If your tofu dishes suck... well.
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No. Honk.
What is this? Its essentially what my life with Charlotte is like day to day
Fuck off 😂
Stuck in my head, to the tune of Sex Bomb: west coast, west coast, you're my best coast
Dave's going to love working with me today
One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book
Brain's gone to soup, lads
Tomorrow I'm off up north with Dave on brewery duty for 9 days. It'll be tiring, chaotic fun. It also means that when we get back, I'm working my last ever shift for our flagship bar on its closing night, which is incidentally 6 years on the dot since it had to close for the first lockdown.
Every book of historical fiction, a filled out family history, and population data will show that babies, children and adults died *all the time* before vaccines.
Makes you wonder who really wants to see more people die.
Hands up if you love the Sutton Arms, Clerkenwell!
@willhawkes.bsky.social takes us to one of London's finest boozers, where good beer is served perfectly and the pies are 👌🏻👌🏻
www.pelliclemag.com/home/2026/3/...
Nobody has ever been so lyrically yet thoroughly excoriated as in this piece. And yet, few people have ever deserved such a complete dismantling as the Prince formerly known as Andrew
www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Calling in sick for International Women's Boxing Day
Happy International Women's Day to the most International of them all @rocketqueened.bsky.social
The lord hath given us manchego and dry sherry, the lord wants me to have a little sleep and then continue to get fucked up
How have I ended up drinking an Italian cask mild in Madrid?
THE TECHNICAL TERM IS HANDLEY BOY
Seeing Guernica when you're quite hungover really hammers it home eh
I love vermouth and I love anchovies and I love Madrid
feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined
