Charlotte

STOP making toasties out of sourdough you sick fucks what is WRONG with you oh my god

Nobody complained when chimpanzees drank tea, aliens made instant mash, ambassadors served mediocre chocolate in lieu of canapes. But portray a black couple enjoying a breakfast buffet at a Premier Inn and there will be hell to pay.

Runcorn, i love you, but you're bringing me down.

The pint purchased 3 minutes before time is called at the bar actually possesses reality-bending qualities, seemingly an infinite supply of liquid that simply will not decrease even as chairs are stacked closer and closer to it by the minute. Someone get Brian Cox on this phenomenon.

Draft Augustiner relaunches in the U.K. next month. That is all.

Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚

Oh mate. These look so squidgy. I'm so envious. Send one down to the SL4 would you x

just pulled up my slides from the dark beer tasting I hosted in february '24 and I have so many critiques. am I... improving? is she actually achieving things? THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE

I checked, it is real, it is thousands of words long, and the only mention of trans people is two times when they mention that some cis women take dosage levels comparable to what trans men do

There's sections about dysphoria cis women may feel from side effects of testosterone. I am LOSING MY MIND

⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.

⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.

Oh no that means I have to drink the beers as well how sad etc

But also @bathedailey.bsky.social are there going to be prints of these or no 👀👉🏻👈🏻

One moment caller, I'll harass the other Dave (but I do hope so)

In the distance of the first photo that's a very drunk Me And Mother Thomson

This insta story from our local trad brewery has me cringing on so many levels. How out of touch/weirdly sexist/lazy stock image can you get

NEXT WEEK 🎃🎶 on Friday 31st at the taproom we've got Granny Takes A Trip with special guest Charlene From Neighbours from 6pm!! Free Entry as always!

Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew Tommy Robinson is said to be going to Villa Park as a Maccabi Tel Aviv fan. Do the politicians jumping on this bandwagon care what they are doing, asks Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew

Standing with Maccabi’s football hooligans against local police – is that what patriotism looks like now? | Jonathan Liew

I’ve never seen Iain Duncan Smith slapped down better than this. Well played Ian Byrne MP. 👏

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

The Democrats need to get a hell of a lot of cameras on the White House and plaster the photos everywhere. It's not just the brazen symbol of a megalomaniac destroying national heritage; it's happening during a government shutdown when ordinary people aren't getting paid. Make every American see it.

THIS WEEK we've got two free events in Maidenhead to get together and enjoy eachothers company while it gets colder and more drizzly! 🫂

TOMORROW it's lego night once again, and on Sunday at 1pm we've got our monthly dog walk! 🐾

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

It's proper easy to be a cynic until you're having rarebit and a sparkled bitter sat at the bar when it's raining outside

Rainbows on the beer mile 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ WDYM it's Gay Halloween in TWO WEEKS!

visit www.outsavvy.com/event/30452/... to grab your tickets to join us on Nov 1st along with with Two Flints and Grace Anatomy! Drag Bingo, music, games, and a costume contest - it's going to be a camp old time. 👻

this is going to be SO much fun and I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR pls help

"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve

This is a reminder to read one of the best pieces of writing we’ve ever published this weekend.

I LOVE THAT PLACE

WHERE in Lille?! I'm filled with envy

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe" Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god