Jess-occult Stephens

I'm worried Pantone's gonna release its next color of the year without telling me.

God dammit. I forgot about Simple Minds.

A Catholic priest in Michigan walked so that Phil Phillips could run.

I think one of the coolest things the Puppy Bowl can do next February is have its own halftime show headlined by a bad bunny (literally any bunny will do).

Do Brits come in sizes other than Greg Davies and Josh Widdicombe, or are those the only two?

YouTube video by MSNBC Epstein survivors say they're creating their own list to release

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I don't think things are going to get better before they get worse. But whatever the future brings, I think we all can agree

Stevie Martin plays a dad who sees Tr*mp and yells, "Oh, my god, it's a pehhhhrveht!"

This is all I'm saying you guys. He 100% would nail the role on merit, but also

But I'm not going to lie. I know in my bones that Jason Mantzoukas 100% would nail this role in the Sorkin drama. I would pay several dollars to see him read this as Daskalakis. Surname is already perfect, no Hollywood yassification needed. x.com/dr_demetre/s...

"Unable to serve": CDC vaccine chief slams Kennedy in scathing resignation post Demetre Daskalakis said there had been an "intentional eroding of trust in low-risk vaccines."

Reading this is like having a dream that I'm in an Aaron Sorkin drama except no life is nightmares and I can't wake up.

Comparison is the thief of joy. So comparing yourself to your enemies is a really great way to make them miserable.

Here's something "they" don't want you to know:
You're doing fine, it's fine, everything's fine

Would you like a cow on your flag or would you like a bird on your flag?
Moldova: Yes

Plus, this was one dynasty after the Tudors. In a win for feminism, Charles I was the one to be beheaded. Honestly, ally.

My home state of Maryland is named after Henrietta Maria, whose husband, Charles I, passive aggressively declared to be Queen Mary despite her being all, "Non! Je m'appelle Henrietta!" (She was French.) But they had a pretty supportive relationship as royal couples go.

And some of our towns and cities? Kalamazoo? Walla Walla, Washington? We have some bangers, no question.

Honestly, the name of our country? 0/10 stars. Each new word more generic than the last.

He's really excelled the Kennedy legacy. Just not the legacy of the correct Kennedys.

YouTube video by The Horne Section - Topic If I Were

I miss folk music.

Exactly! I love how evolution works!

My favorite thing about the flag of Sri Lanka is how the lion has at least one opposable thumb.

Is there stuff to do in Steubenville besides steubin'?

Matt Berry is the gift that keeps on giving. By which I mean he's delightful and hasn't died yet.

Guys, nothing's stopping non-Monaco countries from having figure-skating, sword-weilding monks on their national emblems.

Just told my dog, "I'm going to bed now. I'm going to miss you while I'm asleep." He got it.

American. Citizens. Cannot. Be. Deported.

I know we all want to be concise, but we simply cannot use the shorthand terms of the fascists when they describe wildly illegal & unconstitutional things.

Extrajudicial renditions. Kidnappings. Wildly unconstitutional fascism. All right there as options.

My plan to score a bunch of free bobby pins by being a bridesmaid went off without a hitch.

This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks

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