kris .

don't worry ralsei we'll put you in the horse races soon enough...

[thank you raine ur awesomes...]

fuuuck yes... we'll like do it on a treadmill... this is the perfect idea.

( is this cruel ralsei training... maybe the gift basket will make up for it. )

do you think ralsei would want hay and apples still. do you think he's tried it

[sorry for hopping on and making my characters say random dumb shit i think of and forgetting to reply to older stuff </3 ]

[never ...]

we'll train ralsei up for it so he'll be the fastest...

( imagining ralsei just darting theough a 100 meter sprint )

we can make you destroy actual buildings this time

susiezilla.....

[i swear i remember a kralsei thing going around where it was that one dating game with the horse with a human head like walking into frame but it was ralsei instead at some point]

... he doesn't have to be.

i unlocked it. then susie locked it again. she said we didn't need it.

[ralsei rancher is just deltarune umamusume]

what if we got to put ralsei in races and then he got to jump over those like hurdles and stuff

don't you remember ralsei rancher...

i get it. it could've been peak ralsei... it could've been...

what if ralsei rancher was a 10/10 game and nobody would even know cause susie didn't wanna see it

... hey.

( ... You feel an awkward, almost chilling air between you two. )

... what's up.

what's with the doom and gloom squad.....

( Would that really work on you? Would that really? You remember what he said, back when you listened into what he was saying on Noelle's phone... )

... yeah.

( ... It may be a little endearing. In a cringe way. )

[ Has so fucking much to say on his and Kris' juicy enemies to lovers dynamic and how they're just like Sonic and Shadow if you really think about it but he's also really mad at Kris right now with regards to the Prophecy and having his Villain Arc so he just kinda angrily sits and says nothing ]

[whats wrong with them]

[kris is so fucking bad man]

yeah. i can't even... imagine it.

( ... Images of his visage do make their way into your head, though. You can vividly imagine him kneeling down to you, offering you to take your hand... "m'theydy." )

( You scrunch your nose. )

eugh. i just did. it's a bad future...

[my first thought was for kris to compare berdly and their's rivalry to sonic and shadow. would that have been too on the nose considering the tumblr valentines stuff today or]

Oh nooo, not the pentagram, fahaha...

she's just doing this to go back onto the pentagram i stg

berdly and i are bitter gaming rivals...

( ... Does this help or hinder your case? )

( DEATH GLARE. )