Dr. Tim, Koolaidologist

The best feature I’ve had on any laptop was that it automatically muted itself when you unplugged headphones

James Watson, who used data stolen from Rosalind Franklin to publish the structure DNA in 1953, has died at age 97.
That is SIXTY years older than Franklin was when she died at age 37, from cancer almost certainly resulting from the radiation used during her research on DNA.

Every so often someone frames an argument in a way that completely opens my mind to a whole paradigm that I didn’t realize existed.
“The binary is a tool of oppression”

women can do anything

The thing I miss about my daughter being one year old instead of two, is that when she was one and woke up at 5am she was happy to just cuddle, she didn’t continue tantruming on the couch

Why does young Curtis Sliwa look like Charlie Kirk??

@timeforwizards.bsky.social so I keep getting this ad on YouTube telling me that A. David, Solomon AND Sampson were addicted to porn, and B. If I am personally addicted to pornography, it’s a sign that I’m actually very successful. Does 6007 have some sort of significance??

“Cameo, the New York City of getting D-list celebrities to say words and phrases for you”

Remember when they canned the last guy to get rid of corruption. That’s going great!

Time for the worst part of the night: figuring out where the EarPod case fell out of my pocket

Me: it’s great that Election Day is a holiday now, I don’t have to get up early to get the kids to school.
Youngest child: HOW DOES FIVE THIRTY SOUND, ASSHOLE??

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

God damn it

As someone who doesn't watch sports but does love human suffering, I'm having a great night

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Los Angeles, CA -

The Douglas shit off the outside television playing the game. One man pulled out his laptop. They are chanting his name.

I'm not sure that telling sports fans to "turn off the televisions" right now is a good idea.

My dog is dreaming and does not give a single shit about baseball

Fuuuuuuuuuck

What would happen if a baseball game went 50 innings? Since baseball has no clock, a game could last forever ... or could it? We test September's 19-inning Boston-Toronto epic to see how much players -- and fans -- could endure.

This is one of my fav EPS N articles ever: www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

After that inning, if he says he’s good then I guess he pitches??? He seems unflappable

Looking at bluesky is being like Shakyamuni, in great compassion, trying to lower a single spider thread into hell to help those suffering escape but it's baseball and they like it down there

Maybe the ump will be better on November 2nd

Playoff baseball and particularly the World Series is the only sport that can replicate the tension of last stock last hit Smash

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

You and me both

Mamdani will give all Mets fans access to Xanax for all who want it, it’s why I’m voting 5x for him from Virginia

Uno reverse card has entered the chat

HAPPY LAST GAME WITHOUT AUTOMATIC BALLS AND STRIKES TO ALL BASEBALL FANS