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Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.

It may just have been Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, but if you ask Mario, his heart will tell you he really went to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Ancient Artifacts

What is this, some kinda Wrecking Crew (Arcade, 1984)?

he couldn't bring himself to shoot at the ducks

Listen, you jabroni! If he sets foot in da ring one more time he ain't getting back up!!

Critters of unusual size found in Brooklyn sewers

100 meter fall

New Donk City workers

The Kanaya plush!

This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

90's computer desk with several compartments and places to place the CPU tower, CDs, printers, speakers etc.

Ancient humans built altars of worship for their deities

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✦ Pronouns: he/him
✦ Height: 6'2"
✦ Sexuality: Straight
✦ Sign: Capricorn
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✦ Drink: Classic Coca-Cola
✦ Food: Meat in general
✦ Pets: 1 dog
✦ Relationship: LDR

This is a very rough translation since the kanji wasn't very clear, but I believe it translates to this:
Pomni: Hey, does anyone know how to get out of here?
Jax: Don't listen to her, she's trying to lure you in so she can crush you.

You can now see a very special Digital Circus promotional video on billboards across Japan!
Made with love and care from the GLITCH team 💖 Much more to come.

bad news for israel.. the last time a Palestinian came back from the dead they made a whole ass religion out of it

Mac from its always sunny as the US government: Why are you downloading an even more Chinese app after I banned the last one. Dennis' as Americans: BECAUSE WE HATE YOU.

Britt Allcroft holding a model of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Britt Allcroft was truly one of a kind. When I was 12, she gave me a chance to be part of something that millions of children — as well as adults — love. Warm-hearted, funny, and kind, the English grandmother I never had. May her memory be a blessing. ❤️

Listen, if Luigi grabbed me by the tongue and threw me into a tornado, I'd feel fairly discombobulated too.

"New Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt" : New Teaser.
Directed by Hiroyuki Imaishi at Studio Trigger.
Coming next year.
Full video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPw...

the wet bandits

If I scanned this on a till scanner, it'd appear as a pack of Oreos.

Christmas Message

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

I wanna do this toooooo

It's hard to beat Dr Wily Stage 1 from Mega Man 2. Also Spark Mandrill from Mega Man X.