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Michael Shoff (he/him)

@shmooferruns.bsky.social

Christ-follower, husband, father, runner, and fierce LGBTQIA+ advocate. Grateful for this platform. Here's hoping we all come through until January 20, 2029 relatively unscathed. Be good. Be well. Do good. Do well. https://butwhatidoknow.wordpress.com/

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Somehow @jimmykimmel.com left 'The Fanta Menace' off his list! Sad! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

26.02.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The company has likely recouped the $75 million 10 times over in tax cuts, government contracts etc as a thanks for their boot-licking golden calf pet project.

17.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you know what has the audacity EVERY? SINGLE? DAY???
Gravity does.
That is all.

15.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm interested to know why you included the qualifier 'human'. Does Merriam-Webster have any other kind of editors?

15.12.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps he just wants to execute Order 66

21.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wish is that, when it's all said and done, the FO is in direct proportion to the FA.

14.11.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost as if We The People voted to reject fascism, bigotry, oligarchy, and corruption. I can't imagine why my Republican friends are so upset! #BlueWave #Resist #SkiesOfBlue

05.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You OK? Did you mean to post this from a different account?

07.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In a metaphorical sense, I'm in agreement. Otherwise, it's a no for me.

23.09.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Have We Become? One of the songs I learned and sang with gusto at summer camp as a young person was β€˜One Tin Soldier’. I’ll share a link here and would invite the reader to listen to it and read …

When 300 characters isn't quite enough, I put my thoughts into a blog post. My latest installment:

18.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's next?!? The Late Show with Stephen Miller?
J.D. Vance Live?
Der FΓΌhrer's News Network???
This is absolute madness!!!

17.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sculpture of Abraham Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial

Sculpture of Abraham Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial

Text of the Gettysburg Address

Text of the Gettysburg Address

6 days have passed since a divisive far-right activist and speaker died from a gunshot wound. Since that day it would seem there are those who consider him a martyr whose life was taken for speaking the truth. I, for one, would rather honor someone whose actions and words supported freedom for all.

16.09.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at a loss for words. Hate begets hate. Discrimination begets discrimination. Violence begets violence. Unless we break these vicious, seemingly self-perpetuating cycles with empathy, compassion, kindness, patience, and understanding, we will continue to reap what we sow.

11.09.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh! I know! Mitch McConnell, John Roberts ... it's a rather extensive list.

05.09.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IHDY?

04.09.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#MeToo

03.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing it's not the Epstein list.

01.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAN? IHDY?

01.09.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IHDY?

31.08.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IHDY?

30.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Mike Judge came up with the best name: Idiocracy

15.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So let me get this straight. The one with the miniscule πŸ† is sending the military into D.C. all because Big πŸ€βšΎβš½πŸ₯Ž got the πŸ’© kicked out of him? Or is this just another attempt to distract from the fact that his name is all over the Nietspe files?

11.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Might have something to do with the Orange One's failure to actually touch the Bible while taking the oath of office this time around. Nothing is coincidental about this man or his administration.

11.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NGL. A tour with Chappell opening for you would be EPIC!

09.08.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11/22/63 by @stephenking.bsky.social

07.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So after what seems to be an inevitable pardon, I'm assuming Ms. Maxwell will pass away and the official cause of de@+h will be inconsistent with the actual means by which she is unalived.

25.07.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TBH she is a bit of a ghoul. It's a fitting moniker.

23.07.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The word homosexual never appeared in any translation of the Bible until 1946 How a translational error has cost the lives of millions all over the world

If not for the folly of a single word translated poorly nearly 80 years ago...

22.07.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would seem our entire legislative branch, or at least the GOP members of it, have developed the Chicken Flu, similar to the affliction TACO that had plagued POTUS in recent months.

22.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10 seconds of awe-inspiring beauty from our recent stay in the Dolomites. Enjoy!

22.07.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0