Ms. Alvarado (H)

Yeah, this tends to be how it goes with her.

I don't care who pays, just know it's going to be the rate of a double room.

You're free to move down to the bunkhouse if you want a cheaper price.

sure, cowboy.

and you're paying for the double room.

Ugh. If you chat them up on their breaks, that's their time.

both of you can leave my bodyguards alone.

Oh. I've got your fucking number, now.

burglary, vandalism, and disrespect of privacy to name a few.

One of the two very large men I pay to help me run this place.

girl if I get one more complaint I'm just going to have Nick shoot you, understand?

Y'know... I'm sure she said... but I can't quite remember? There was definitely a beach involved.

you can have the four she gave to me. I only took them because I found it funny.

The mayor. She's normally in that huge lab near the center of town, but she's been on vacation.

You've seen this town by now. I'm sure you can imagine what it's like running this circus.

I'll let it cover (a) drink.

I'm not Vivian. She would be happy to tell you those exact odds, the scientific name, medicinial uses, and literary meanings behind the hollyhock.

I own an inn, and if I get another complaint about her from one of my customers, I'll have her removed.

... how many of those have you made?

Fine, dont drink for free.

I don't see how that's a bad thing in this case

Oh, that's rough.

If i get her drunk, i dont see how that is conducive to her leaving.

Why dont you throw her out and claim the free drink for yourself?

I'm not actually entirely sure. I've heard they deal with crazy people.

Payment is after services are rendered.

You're right, but force (will) remove her from my inn.

A therapist can take it from there.

I've called pest control, sir.

Go for it!

No bloodshed in the inn, please.

I think she just shakes like that.

Not you. The one with bug eyes that somehow scares customers more than you.

How have I not banned that woman from the inn?

I need to fix that now.

"Does he now?"

She raises a brow at that news, a smile once again tugging at the corners in her lips. A second passes, and she shrugs, still with that smug half-smile.

"I don't even need to say anything to that. I love karma."

"It'll be nice having a cat around. Something to keep the mice away."