cassie van blair, space explorer 🚀

who??

one thing i loved about my time, earth 2168 or whatever, was TV's breaking bad remake remake. i used to watch it on the digibox with my dad. :')

oh are we going to talk about *drugs* joel?

i bet you say that to all the cosmonauts.

where's the wonder around here then? what happened to it?

my body is SO strong that even a small amount of satan's green herb can completely destabilize everything.

bitch.

you heard me.

i had like *this* much of a doobie which doesn't *look* like much but i am what we earthlings call a lightweight.

you think i'm lost just because i'm a *woman*?

oh man you gotta be like the coolest person i've ever met, i freaking love dr. pepper.

beautiful astronaut. champion of the stars.

i think we're in luck & i'm just gonna get super high.

but if you have any dr pepper...?

what's the *best* case scenario?

i guess so! i don't exactly have the coordinates right now. but you've heard of it?

i need treatment soooo bad.

uhhhh native to planet earth?

the signs are all there.

1) no stethoscope around neck.

i'm beginning to think this guy is NOT a real doctor.

i'll show you an issue...

no then i'll get all sweaty.

okay, fine! but if i start hallucinating i'm not gonna be happy.

i mean human!

n- no sir i'm canadian!

TO THE SCIENCE LAB!

we can make more there.

feels like entrapment.

i'm freezing my ass off here.

you've SEEN ME NAKED.

a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her arm is holding something

i love performing emergency repairs to the life support systems.