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Philip "Stumpus" Marks

@philipmarks87.bsky.social

I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. πŸ€™ he/him Probably reading something goodπŸ“šπŸ’™ #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/

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Fitting in seems nice

07.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy

07.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used to be frequently used by dentists at least

07.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still?? I mean I know it used to be used frequently, but I assumed those days were long over

07.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Where have all the energies gone?🎢

07.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prescription strength cocaine

07.03.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can’t spell β€œapproachable” without β€œroach”

07.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Jack, the brown tabby cat, is up on his perch looking majestic as shit. the camera us held low, and he looks like a king surveying his domain. one paw is extended down, while the other is tucked delicately under it. his whiskers are fierce and his ears are alert

Jack, the brown tabby cat, is up on his perch looking majestic as shit. the camera us held low, and he looks like a king surveying his domain. one paw is extended down, while the other is tucked delicately under it. his whiskers are fierce and his ears are alert

King Jack is disappointed in you

07.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

670. Stress

07.03.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck the troops fuck the flag fuck the cops and fuck every single politician.

Fuck this country.

19.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Could a new calculator solve all my problems?

07.03.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of Bette looking cool af on the bed

Close up of Bette looking cool af on the bed

β€˜You come to me like this, on Caturday?’

07.03.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 606    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 0

Been changing clocks twice a year my whole life and it still feels like ripping a bandaid off

07.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

669 baby! Sexy time with a stutter

07.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gardening isn't as fun when no one helps. But atleast I'll have extra veggies to give out. Since no one actually buys anything we're just giving out the extra to random older folks who appreciate it and anyone who wants it out of the trunk of the car at the local gas station. Works out better

07.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The doggos are tired. S'nice

07.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜† does this make crazy? Probably

07.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A two word horror story:

Carpeted kitchen

07.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

I kinda love it? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

07.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A carpeted kitchen. No yeah you read that right. There is no god

A carpeted kitchen. No yeah you read that right. There is no god

Content warning: extremely graphic depiction of carpet in a kitchen

07.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

Cherry pie with coconut almond streusel topping? Is this a thing? Does that turn you on?

07.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

668.

07.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

667. 666 put me DOWN last night 🀘

07.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep! Very well done

07.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey guys, I drew my new pfp, do you think it looks like me?

07.03.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Sigh... πŸ˜”

07.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What you meant to say is "back when I cared about covid"

07.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing how it's the same people who keep getting covid who say "back during COVID"

07.03.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

who called it horse shit when whinny the poo was right there

07.03.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€˜ hell yeah. Cheers

07.03.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0