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Philip "Stumpus" Marks

@philipmarks87.bsky.social

I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. πŸ€™ he/him Probably reading something goodπŸ“šπŸ’™ #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/

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653.

06.03.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can't rizz 'em, 'tism

05.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chode God

06.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So not *that* short

06.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So no one dies at the bellend

06.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tragic πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got rid of the discover feed ages ago

06.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't hear too much about saggy balls anymore

06.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Changing the oil in an air fryer is just as inconvenient as a regular fryer. I don't get the hype

05.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dangers of freeballin and wearing loose boxers.

05.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Waking up from a nap like "why?? 😫"

05.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh something to look forward to

05.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lift up your dudes,my dudes

05.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So sad when I see people reposting politicians.

Like, look at this lie that I like. Isn't it pretty?

05.03.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro I’m such a history buff bro I love like ww2 and shit… oh this tattoo? Idk it’s uhh it’s like a skull n crossbones or whatever just thought it looked cool y’know πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

05.03.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish all landlords a very sincere die

05.03.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wore my fenty underwear today so i’m feeling too sexy to do any work work work work work work

05.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Point me to the monger monger

05.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
lo mein noddle menu item: 
lo mein noddle 
$8.00

lo mein noddle menu item: lo mein noddle $8.00

lo mein noddle

05.03.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
edited photo of my fluffy tuxedo cat, chonk. chonk is sitting politely on the wood floor, looking up at the camera. he "wears" a white and black hat that says "pussy" in hot pink letters; he appears to be smoking a joint as well

edited photo of my fluffy tuxedo cat, chonk. chonk is sitting politely on the wood floor, looking up at the camera. he "wears" a white and black hat that says "pussy" in hot pink letters; he appears to be smoking a joint as well

do NOT step to him

05.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hell yeah 🀘

05.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

652.

05.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget to take your colloidal silver today. Hashtagbluewave

05.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Upsetting flatware continued

04.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

To quote the great Mike Olender, β€œsmells like
bullshit
Smells like bullshit to me”

05.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wrong.

05.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

651. 11:11

05.03.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0