@philipmarks87.bsky.social
I love my dogS. I lost some fingers. I hate this country. Fuck off libs and conservatives. 🤙 he/him Probably reading something good📚💙 #art #charcoal #chalk Prints available here: https://2-philip-marks.pixels.com/
*inhibits ur proton pump*
06.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0aural sex
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Picture of a person’s head with wavy hair, their chin is cupped by a hand while two others are reaching over from behind opposite eyelid ends to pull them open
No yeah im awake
06.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0markwayne muck... Like darkwing duck
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photo of a painting, acrylic on canvas of the starship Enterprise painted in blues, golds, and black.
My friend came over to give me this wonderful birthday gift. Im completely bowled over. I didnt even know he painted! This is fantastic! 💚
AND one of his friends saw it, they got to talking about Star Trek, and BOOM.
Moral of the story is kids, Star Trek can get you laid.
In progress: "Peregrine Falcon", pencil crayon/graphite on paper, 8x10" #art #wip #birds
05.03.2026 20:08 — 👍 50 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0no longer allowed to listen to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go while pumping gas
06.03.2026 00:05 — 👍 83 🔁 26 💬 4 📌 0Bananas is actually the one fruit I haven’t gone.
06.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0655. Girlfriend's age
06.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0feeling low? get high!
06.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Fear mongering headline.
06.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Gandalf the Pink with the text "When you're a grown adult but trauma stole your childhood from you". Gandalf the Pink is real. Little known maiar. Did you even read the Silmarillion, bro? Lol yeah, me neither.
Me after buying two squishmallows, a Hello Kitty backpack, and a fuzzy pink hoodie 💖
06.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 61 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 0Snug as a bug after a tug
06.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Point me to the monger monger
05.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0captain anxious and the anxieteers
06.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 81 🔁 33 💬 5 📌 0654.
06.03.2026 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😆😆 amazing
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photo of an industrial setting of a forklift with an attachment on the front that is a giant spoon
@philipmarks87.bsky.social The fork and knife are just out of frame, having fun too. 😉
06.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0653.
06.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you can't rizz 'em, 'tism
05.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 73 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0😆😆
06.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chode God
06.03.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So not *that* short
06.03.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So no one dies at the bellend
06.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tragic 😆
06.03.2026 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got rid of the discover feed ages ago
06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You don't hear too much about saggy balls anymore
06.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Changing the oil in an air fryer is just as inconvenient as a regular fryer. I don't get the hype
05.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0The dangers of freeballin and wearing loose boxers.
05.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Waking up from a nap like "why?? 😫"
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