whence and whither, cotton eyed joe

I keep thinking of things that might help and then not doing them. Preparing for eventual layoffs has been giving me some direction

Terence Stylites

for the most part, it do fall out that way

how many times? 👀

...a good way to find your new church

Fort à la Corne

oh-re-GAN-oh?

a silvery sunset at the river with a sandhill crane and a bridge

Trample my courts no more; thoughts and prayers r futile; Bible study is an abomination to me. I cannot endure altar calls with iniquity. Ur Sunday services and ur laying on of hands my soul hates; ur hands r full of blood.

Cease 2 do evil, learn 2 do good; seek justice; rescue the oppressed.

not the pharmacist arguing about my weight 🥲

Scary Stories to Read in the Dark! Alvin Schwartz was a folklorist iirc. There were endnotes. That I read the endnotes probably explains me

Iron John by Robert Bly

wait, why did Aaron have a calf-shaped mould in the first place?

am I worried that panhandlers will become dependent on handouts? no, I'm worried they'll die

what kinds of band have resurrected eldritch Norse gods already?

nah, sis, you do this because they asked

you're going to stand in the coffee room for ten minutes talking about your costco trip and you're not even going to bother to fill the kettle, and I'm the antisocial one?

just caught sight of my partner's laptop, and they're looking at 3D maps of Liverpool for some reason

my junior high gym teacher thought I'd managed to hit the ball one time, but she had me confused with someone else

one time in seventh-grade gym class, I accidentally hit the ball over the net, and the girl on the other side was so surprised she forgot to hit it back

Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report some people wearing stickers I don't approve of. Please hurry.

a grey and white tabby looking annoyed at the interruption. fluffy white belly. big glittering eyes

Sometimes I imagine explaining The Onion headlines to aliens or neanderthals.

Everyone needs a hobby.

I have further bad news for you about the pronunciation of "La Prairie"

YouTube video by Krila Sounds Geoff Berner with Diona Davies and Francesca - Daloy Polizei

Geoff Berner!

a gray and white tabby lying on grass making a microblep. his red leash is visible at the bottom of the pic

"make it so that"

bitch do you mean cause

bravely resisting the urge to text the group chat apologising for my existence and everything I've ever said

local news coverage that actually covers local news, you say?

I was going to make a joke about how Mother! is just a Begotten knock-off for the most annoying person you know who isn't already obsessed with Begotten, but why bother when AI can do it for me