Hint: heβs the little motherfucker with a head like a Roblox character
25.11.2025 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
Hint: heβs the little motherfucker with a head like a Roblox character
25.11.2025 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have no opinion on him as a person I just absolutely hate inefficient guards who toss up 25 shots a game. Iβll give you one guess who my least favorite current nba player is
25.11.2025 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Until I die, I will be the president of the Allen Iverson Anti-Fan Club
25.11.2025 02:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I would pay money to have the doc devote one sentence to Iverson, it's all he ever deserved
25.11.2025 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I can't tell whether you're doing a bit rn
25.11.2025 02:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean I think you have one episode be about the dream team and use that as the launching pad to talk about the global game and Sabonis could be a part of that
25.11.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like you canβt tell the story of basketball without Mikan, you absolutely can without Sabonis, fascinating though he may be (the same is true of Len Bias)
25.11.2025 01:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That really just deserves its own documentary rather than be a major part of the nba one
25.11.2025 01:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol I didnβt even realize Iβd made the joke
25.11.2025 01:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did he skip major figures in baseball? I feel like he covered all the bases there
25.11.2025 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0But the baseball and Jackie Robinson docs? GOATed
25.11.2025 00:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0His war stuff is up and down for me. The civil war doc is a classic for a reason but the world war 2 doc suffered from *way* too much listening to extremely boring people who lived through it. The first one got around that by picking journal entries from people who actually had shit to say
25.11.2025 00:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0History of the NBA/WNBA or the Olympics would be my two picks. The latter thereβs almost an unlimited number of things to draw from
25.11.2025 00:56 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβll respect flying decorum when the airlines even pretend to start respecting me
24.11.2025 23:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@realqrampage.fightins.online what the absolute fuck
24.11.2025 23:26 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt even own sweatpants but now Iβm going to invest in them
24.11.2025 23:23 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Yeah no the Asian comfort food they have is hot garbage. Theyβve got plenty of good shit but you canβt win em all
24.11.2025 23:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have so much to look forward to
24.11.2025 23:21 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I always dressed normal on flights but now Iβm gonna make it a point to look like absolute shit
24.11.2025 23:20 β π 43 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0How did anyone make it more than 40 seconds through this, I had to tap out
24.11.2025 13:59 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I accidentally created a non-reply post I am sure I will refer back to frequently
24.11.2025 12:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm glad you did
24.11.2025 12:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yeah it's pretty exclusively The Most Annoying Americans You've Ever Met
24.11.2025 12:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0goddamit this was meant to be a reply to the Idiocracy post
24.11.2025 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Deeny I'm not high enough for this
24.11.2025 12:17 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1look man I can't comment, I've seen one and a half episodes of Starstruck, I just know her bit about the pleasure putty flavors killed me
24.11.2025 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Buddy I need you to do better than βI am rubber, you are glue,β youβve already embarrassed yourself enough
24.11.2025 12:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0DABOLL. FUCKING DABOLL.
24.11.2025 12:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day you could wake up and choose not to be the way you are
24.11.2025 12:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol I never wanted to be a bully until I was an adult and I encountered fucking dweebs like you
24.11.2025 11:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0