C.A. Pinkham

Seychelles flag whips ass

Goddamit I was about to scream “BHUTAN”

its so so dumb

This is the correct approach. Anyone who takes the time to advocate for AI on a microblogging platform does not deserve your attention

Look what if Charlie Kirk’s neck just did that sometimes

Like yeah that would be an overpay…but not by much

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When I saw the contract news break that said “two year deal worth 25 million” I said “per year?” out loud

Going from Peter Laviolette to Carbery is like being hit by a car and then afterwards suddenly not only are your wounds healed, now your joints don’t hurt any more and your male pattern baldness has been reversed

Luckily they’re usually devoured whole by every other commenter like a team of highly trained boa constrictors

Once in a while I see a caps fan complain about Spencer Carbery and I’m just like

This guy

This guy?

This guy?!

A quote relevant to today : "the problem with constantly taking from someone is one day that someone will end up with nothing to lose"

After the Retainer Incident I think he probably expects it tbh

She consistently sleeps 6-7 and if she regresses at 4 months it’ll go all the way down to, like, 5 tho

It’s not even reflux she just won’t keep her head still and wants to look at literally everything while she eats

If I had to pick Difficult Eater or Difficult Sleeper I would definitely pick the one we got (Eater) but when it’s me flying solo and half the day consists of convincing this child to have the bottle she so clearly wants there are times I have to think about it

Lol yeah as soon as I saw it I was like “ok yeah that makes sense”

Might one say

I was so upset when I realized I couldn’t reply with it (I totally get it tho), Abby with the save

They’re gonna get progressively hotter, by the time we hit Michael Jordan S it’s gonna have the effect of a biblically accurate angel going “BE NOT AFRAID”

Tysm

Michael Jordan B

Abby I have the most incredible reply to the post following this one and I’m so mad Claire has replies disabled

Boy do I have some news for you about the Celts, you might want to sit down

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

Pat McAfee is one for starters

There’s a place near us called Pizza Ephesus that’s solid and a few weeks ago my wife accidentally ordered from another place called Ephesus Pizza. Now I’m fucked bc it turns out that place is 2x the price but about 5x better

Ah, ok, yes, I agree

Why

It takes a lot for Pat mcafee to be an At Best #2 but man

Pittsburgh has produced a number of embarrassing people but I find it hard to convincingly argue that any of them can top Bari Weiss