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C.A. Pinkham

@eyepatchguy.bsky.social

I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com

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Latest posts by eyepatchguy.bsky.social on Bluesky

Hint: he’s the little motherfucker with a head like a Roblox character

25.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no opinion on him as a person I just absolutely hate inefficient guards who toss up 25 shots a game. I’ll give you one guess who my least favorite current nba player is

25.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Until I die, I will be the president of the Allen Iverson Anti-Fan Club

25.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay money to have the doc devote one sentence to Iverson, it's all he ever deserved

25.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I can't tell whether you're doing a bit rn

25.11.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean I think you have one episode be about the dream team and use that as the launching pad to talk about the global game and Sabonis could be a part of that

25.11.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like you can’t tell the story of basketball without Mikan, you absolutely can without Sabonis, fascinating though he may be (the same is true of Len Bias)

25.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That really just deserves its own documentary rather than be a major part of the nba one

25.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I didn’t even realize I’d made the joke

25.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did he skip major figures in baseball? I feel like he covered all the bases there

25.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But the baseball and Jackie Robinson docs? GOATed

25.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His war stuff is up and down for me. The civil war doc is a classic for a reason but the world war 2 doc suffered from *way* too much listening to extremely boring people who lived through it. The first one got around that by picking journal entries from people who actually had shit to say

25.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

History of the NBA/WNBA or the Olympics would be my two picks. The latter there’s almost an unlimited number of things to draw from

25.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll respect flying decorum when the airlines even pretend to start respecting me

24.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@realqrampage.fightins.online what the absolute fuck

24.11.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even own sweatpants but now I’m going to invest in them

24.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah no the Asian comfort food they have is hot garbage. They’ve got plenty of good shit but you can’t win em all

24.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have so much to look forward to

24.11.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always dressed normal on flights but now I’m gonna make it a point to look like absolute shit

24.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

How did anyone make it more than 40 seconds through this, I had to tap out

24.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally created a non-reply post I am sure I will refer back to frequently

24.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad you did

24.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it's pretty exclusively The Most Annoying Americans You've Ever Met

24.11.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

goddamit this was meant to be a reply to the Idiocracy post

24.11.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deeny I'm not high enough for this

24.11.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

look man I can't comment, I've seen one and a half episodes of Starstruck, I just know her bit about the pleasure putty flavors killed me

24.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy I need you to do better than β€œI am rubber, you are glue,” you’ve already embarrassed yourself enough

24.11.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DABOLL. FUCKING DABOLL.

24.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day you could wake up and choose not to be the way you are

24.11.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I never wanted to be a bully until I was an adult and I encountered fucking dweebs like you

24.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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