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Old fat sweary bloke Love a mojito(s) Uninfluencer Love my chester draws Former dental model (pre treatment shot) Cheese๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ Live between France and Spain International worst seller Never shortlisted, no awards

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Honesty on the Saturday morning would have enabled many people to make alternative plans for the coming days, I can't believe a word they now utter.
Ooohhh, I'm proper cross.
Rant over, I'll go and have a showe...... oh, no I won't.

02.12.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But no, just 12 hourly changes meaning no plans made as we can all manage 12 hours
Nobody thinks the CEO of a large company knows everything, that's not the role.
But they have the required knowledge a phone call away.
They will know (not to the minute, but to a 12hr period) when it'll be fixed
4/?

02.12.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1st update was that water would be back Saturday night/Sunday morning.
Then Sunday night
Then Monday morning
Then Monday night
Then Tuesday morning

JUST BE FUCKING HONEST

Dear customers, we have an issue, last house to be connected back to the water network will be Day/Time

3/?

02.12.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That there is no redundancy in the water system is troubling, but again, I can accept this, I'm sure there are reasons.
What is really, and I mean REALLY, pissing me off is #Southeastwater not being honest.
Since Saturday morning we've been given updates as to when the problem will be resolved
2/?

02.12.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just flushed my toilet with bottled water as the 7th richest country (we were, recently) in the world can't provide water to my house.
A rant:
I'm actually fine with things breaking and mistakes being made. It can be tiresome, but these things happen daily, worldwide.
1/?

02.12.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I took a flight the day after that crash. Flying from the same airport, El Prat and using the same airline, Germanwings. Had a good check at the 2 in the front cabin before boarding.

30.11.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Street art made from collected rubbish in Porto.

Street art made from collected rubbish in Porto.

They are brilliant, this one was in Porto.

30.11.2025 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Top of the league.
I'll take it.

23.11.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The robin red breast, the red squirrel, the red fox are all, demonstrably orange.
Why do we say red?
The word orange to describe a colour didn't exist until 1502 in the English language, and all 3 beasts were already named.
You're welcome.

23.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@poetstur.bsky.social Great strike Richarlison, wonderful goal.

23.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry to hear this, Lee. Remember to take care of yourself, too.

23.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After more than 50 years of watching football (played with feet, its in the name), I can confirm I no longer have a clue what constitutes a foul, handball or offside.
Game's gone.

22.11.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well played #Scotland.
Chuffed for Kieren Tierney, such a great, underrated pro at Arsenal.

Never a sending off though.

18.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet from Gerry Adams, the leader of the IRA who's always denied he was in the IRA bemoaning how long it takes to turn off his Christmas lights, with someone else saying "surely you know someone who can fit a timer."

A tweet from Gerry Adams, the leader of the IRA who's always denied he was in the IRA bemoaning how long it takes to turn off his Christmas lights, with someone else saying "surely you know someone who can fit a timer."

This will be only tweet about the C word until next month, but I got sent this, as I do every year, and laughed, as I do every year.
Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget.

17.11.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As,we pass 10 years since the Bataclan attacks in Paris I'm reminded of the senseless slaughter in the offices of Charlie Hebdo in Jan 2015
Like many, I bought the first #issue put out after the deaths. They had to reprint, they sold so many
Freedom of expression CANNOT be cowed by terrorism
#vss365

16.11.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thoughts and prayers are reserved for school shootings.
Because they're special.

16.11.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a woman in a white dress is standing next to a railing and says " why thank you " ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing next to a railing and says " why thank you "
15.11.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes me a touch cross
But every Remembrance Sunday, out of the woodwork they come.

15.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On THE parade, on Sunday
I saw a uniformed man
Bedecked with medals
#transport a wreath of poppies, our most sacred flower to a monument for the fallen
Yet, it didn't fit
His age
That medal
Uniform not quite right
Turns out
He's a fucking Walt
With a DSO, if you please
I fucking loathe them
#vss365

15.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This manifesting business
Load of arse
If something's going to happen, it'll happen
If it isn't, it won't.
No matter how much I think it.
And yet ...
I've just had a message
How very peculiar.

15.11.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old fat man in a pub with a glass of port, remembering friends who are no longer here.

An old fat man in a pub with a glass of port, remembering friends who are no longer here.

To absent friends.

11.11.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The true #measure of any society can be found in how it treats it's most vulnerable members.
An oft misquoted idiom, being attributed to Ghandi.
Notwithstanding the fact he didn't say it, the sentiment absolutely holds true, and the measure of many countries today is sadly wanting.
#vss365

11.11.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks Lee.
A glass of port, alone, a silent toast to absent friends, then, indeed, many noisy toasts with present friends.

11.11.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On this sombre (for me) day, that has made me chuckle.

11.11.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The scars run deep, as I'm sure you know well enough.

11.11.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To those who went before me
To those who went with me
To those still going
I salute you
Heroes all
#lestweforget
#wewillrememberthem

11.11.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They shall grow not old
As we that are left grow old
Age shall not weary them
Nor the years condemn
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning
We will remember them

At 11am, I'll be in church alone with my thoughts for a few minutes.
Then to the pub, raising a glass for those who cant.

11.11.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup.
Strange thing, I've never had a cigarette in my mouth, odious things, can't abide the smell, horrid.
Never smoked a pipe or cigar either, but adore the smell.

09.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Celle lร  non plus.
Apparently.

09.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ceci n'est pas adulte.

09.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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