Madame Guillotine

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BREAKING| Nearly 50 South African lawyers are preparing a separate lawsuit against the US and UK governments on the grounds that they are complicit in Israeli forces' war crimes in Palestine.
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while you peddle beefs and discourse and chauvinism Lebanon is having chemical weapons rained upon them. while you hand wring about tone, flesh is melting, exposing bone

I've heard wives in general are fans of this.

BREAKING: Marvel VFX workers have just won a historic first union in the visual effects industry.

The workers who power the biggest superhero movies on the planet voted unanimously to unionize with vfxunion.

This is a major first step for the industry, and Disney is next.

Shit! Where are you? Are you OK? Xxx

Screenshot of news story: Inside the New York Times’ trans coverage: ‘I wonder if people at the top fully believe in trans people’s humanity’ Insiders say the Gray Lady is ‘too excited to question whether or not it’s OK to be trans’ image of protestors carrying trans flags and a banner that says “trans people are NOT dangerous. trans people are in danger.”

new from me: I asked experts and NYT staff to help me understand why the paper continues to pump out so many weird and awful takes on trans people www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/arti...

You are wise in so many ways.

I keep impatiently using my stock immediately for soup. Haven't frozen any for ages.

And was it as agreeable as it looks?

Yes.

@stefgotbooted.bsky.social this is your work isn't it?

*pulls up a pew, opens popcorn*

Excuse me but WHO sets a debrief that I have to debrief for 6PM ON A FRIDAY? I am already fully cut by then. Should be interesting.

Only occult pls

Also if you remove 'rita' from 'Britain' you get the truth. I am a prophet.

I was in a sauna in Helsinki last week (I know, I'm a dick) and the whole sauna was laughing at UK economic degrowth & sewage-filled seas. Sheer brexcellence.

Right back atcha. Feel very unglad to not have emigrated yet.

It feels very personal ngl

See this? The sword of truth right here. People could learn a lot from him.

It's been shit. Sewage level shit. Glad you got in in June though.

People have been saying this.

It better be real. I'd hate to be hoodwinked.

Knew it. Can I have a signed, verified copy saying so please?

Same!

Ummm not so much as I'm not a fan of dysentery but have been in once or twice. How are you doing?