Valessa

Elon Musk had someone else level up his PoE2 hardcore character, then tried, very poorly, to convince people he leveled himself.

I am Jack's look of un-fucking-surprise.

#ElonMusk #PathofExile2 #GetaLoadOfThisGuy

14.01.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're looking at a photo of Surprised Pikachu. He (is Pikachu he/him or they/them? Pika/Pika, perhaps?) stares into the void of late-state capitalism run by oligarchs who've appropriated the religious fervor of working-class folks and gapes in shock as the cancer spreads, the boot of the oligarchy pressing down on the necks of the proletariat by inches. Like a boiling a frog. Anyways, I'm clearly abusing the alt-text feature.

Fuckers spent decades telling kids to abstain from sex, then when the teen pregnancy rate flatlines, we're suddenly having a fertility crisis? It's almost like keeping girls in school wasn't the play from the get-go. #late-stageCapitalism

04.01.2025 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Lamb, the titular character from the video game: Cult of the Lamb. This is a fluffy, anthropomorphic lamb wearing an evil black crown with a menacing red eyeball. The lamb is grinning with its arms open, middle fingers raised, swearing vengeance to any who wronged it. Also cute as hell.

I draw to quiet the rage demons inside. #art #CultoftheLamb

19.11.2024 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another Monday on the unemployment treadmill. Shoutout to all my fabulous gals, guys, and gender rebels trying to navigate the bleak existence of resumes, being ghosted by employers, impossible job requirements, insulting pay ranges, AI bullshittery, and also not having a mental breakdown.

18.11.2024 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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A cartoon rendering of an orca whale driving a yacht like he stole it

I had this idea on the back burner for a while. What if the orcas attacking yachts just want a joyride? #art #cartoon

16.11.2024 18:07 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

From the looks of it, you started crosstitch on hardmode. My first project was like a tiny heart or something. Good luck! It's very cathartic stabbing something thousands of times to make art.

15.11.2024 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cute corgi wearing a cone

Goodbye garbage breath, hello cone of shame!

14.11.2024 23:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hi, I'm Valessa. I'm a cat lady, artist, writer, D&D nerd, Knitter/crocheter, science enjoyer, neuro-spicy human bean with an inappropriate sense of humor. My post frequency oscillates between fifty times a day and never.

13.11.2024 18:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0