Allura

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

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TikTok, CapCut and Lemon8 all banned 🙃
My iPad broke Friday, nothing is funny rn.

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!

Extroverts, I say this with the utmost kindness....

PLEASE STOP SURPRISING US INTROVERTS WITH VERY LAST MINUTE EVENTS/GATHERING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I NEED LIKE A WEEK+ NOTICE (better if it's a month in advance lmao)

Solidcore>>>ClubPilates

Banana pudding 🫶🏾

I be wanting to complain about waking up before my alarm... but then I remember somebody didn't get to see another day. So I'm thankful😭🙏🏾

But FAWKKKK.. I had 30 mo minutes man😂

Bitch Kendrick pulled a Beyonce?! A Friday release we didn’t know shit about?!?!!!!

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Chlorophyll and Megafood Blood Builder (Iron) = No cramps on your period

Keke Palmer got his ass 😭😭😭

Not yet

Mhm 11
Whoever eating Chitlins, I'm just going to pray for you baby

That Badu 🍃
#BlackSky #WeedSky

I’m this old. 🥴 #blacksky

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Made Birria Tacos with Sweet Plantains...the way I just moaned and danced while eating

Meech vs Bubba, Swave and Shadai been at it for 4 days on TikTok 😭
#GoBirds 🦅

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Lemon pepper yes, but bbq is you cool?

I want to go on a trail ride in 2025.
Any recommendations in TX or NC?
#BlackSky

It's really good just finished today

Completely understand the importance of defrosting the meat before I get home from work now

Shaved my brother eyebrows off, didn't notice for over week.

Running up my mom T-Mobile bill to over $500 back when you had to pay for texts and calls.

Studded belt (reversed) 😂😂😂

I love being up between 4am-7am the world so peaceful #blacksky

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Seeing your emails at work after a vacation 🙃

Bonding over music = intimacy

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Deleting my twitter accounts

My doctor: I’m not concerned about your weight, you’re healthy just naturally stacked more in the glutes than average.
Me: 🤔 Because wdym?
Took it as a compliment cause I could look like the daddy side of the family 😂

Read it 3 times so far

Over here, we sexually objectify men.. they are hoochies, hussies, heffas, sluts and thots. thank you for cooperation.

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The conflict between standing on business or sitting on business as a demisexual 😭