DjC

Monday.

Finally feeling human.

I have a cold.

Hello I'm unwell. Send sympathy.

Hey gurlies, are we still alive out there?

You know I mean all of it 😉

Geez it.

The things you find clearing out your wardrobe.

Vers in spirit, top-vers in practice 🤣

And occasionally a side, because sometimes it's just a better vibe.

Safe sex first, whatever form that takes.

Boxers or briefs - both!

I have indulged over the years 😅

I actually don't drink much anymore - it's become a once or twice a year thing. But I love a wee Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer when the mood strikes 🫚

It's a slow day today, let's do a wee Q&A for all my fan.

ngl.link/danieljohn_88

Got a new bathroom.

I can be your angle etc...

Just my always present penis 😔

A friend said I looked caged in my new gym shorts.

Baby the only thing I'm caging right now is the horrors within 🔒

You may 😏

Enjoy - one of my favourites 🥰

I really need to start filling these thighs with more ink.

😘

Thanks Dad.

Post your most Daddy pic - Ironically taken when I was still a young thing in my 20s 🤣

Cut my beard too short and took tomorrow off work. Unrelated.

Aye, yer no wrong.

I got my one and only punishment exercise for forgetting to cut out a diagram of a vagina 😭

Don't do me dirty like that, that was personal 😭