Dearest viewer...

Guilty as charged
*You may now handcuff me* 🤗

100% did

Got myself booked in for a 60 minute full body massage...
My oomfies, go treat yo'self 🌸🪷😌

BRING IT BACK !!!

*The paintress protects an expeditioner*

My fucking heart 💔

I feel like I've lived there... then again, all tenement building gardens look very similar hah

Blind ❤️ing all the oomfie posts that I can't see until I verify my aged self. 😄

This has been my buddy this holiday. Despite catching him eating poop, he is a good boy.

Everybody say, "Bye Hank!"

I guess also I'll make that my first #MCM

Last day before flying home, so taking a nice long warm soak... 💙

Also that isn't a seam on the undies, that's a vein... Kinda impressed myself with that one. 😌

What do you actually watch stuff on? Used to be seriously into my anime back in the day but just stopped for 10+ years now and feeling like I want some of it back in my life.

Any lucky little guys want to get under this? Fair warning, bit musky, but it'll keep you nice and toasty. 🍆♨️

Is there evidence? 🤔

Survived the 2nd wedding on this holiday.
This time a lesbian wedding, in a brewery, on the sea, a great evening was had!
Topped off by the Uber driver blasting Lady Gaga on the way home. 💙🌈🥂

🙂‍↕️

You two need a room? Or we all happy/cozy here in the comments 😄

🤔 I don't think that was a typo 🤔

Feel free to make it into art 🎨

Been on holiday for over a week now, every morning I've woken up around 7AM.... THE WORST😮‍💨

Such a dickhead.

🫂

It is a curse we must bear brother

Relatable content! Airports, coffee shops, art exhibitions, anywhere the boy may just wake up for no real reason...

Boyfriend absolutely sucked the life force out of me this morning.
🍆💦💀

It likes your butt too 😉

Now that would be a good use of this boner. 😈

He said thanks *throb throb*

It's #FCF, have you appreciated your online oomfies cook yet?

Say something nice about it please 🍆💦

Define, 'food' 🤔