Dearest viewer...

I survived night 1.
Neck pillow keeping my head forced forward, stopping me from putting weight on the new piercing. So uncomfortable, must have woke up around 10 times throughout the night. 😮‍💨

But I'm alive, and I thrive!

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I'm sitting here in bed with a neck pillow realising that I have made a huge mistake 😮‍💨

This is all worth it, to be gods newest, cutest, slut 💅

All done, didn't hurt, just a bit uncomfortable, now comes the challenge of trying not to touch to let it heal!

Love it and can't wait to be able to get cute little hopes in it! (Months from now)

Sin contacto! 🚫🖐️
Solo mira ✅👀

Perfecto, danka!

What are you listening to? sounds great!

Well I have pararibulitis, so I win. 😎

Tomorrow I get my double helix ear piercing that I've wanted since I was in my 20s.

Trying to enjoy myself in 2026, there's too many shit things in the world currently, so I'll.do.what I can to make myself happy. 🫶

That's huge! Congratulations

Hell yeah! Giant/tiny kink = best kink 🫶

To the slut I saw fake wash their hands in the club bathroom, do a little walk around the urinals, before walking into the cubical right after another guy, go get that dick or coke, whatever you scored, I'm happy for you babe. 🙏

I read this assuming this was a dream the guy was recalling.... Then there was video and my heart dropped because its all fucking real?!

Not feeling great the past couple days. Felt pent up and had to release... what a load! 🌊🌊🌊

Pooled up on my chest, filled my belly button, soaked my pubes... That was a lot and felt amazing!

I couldn't put my finger on this, every time an ad for Patience came on!
Fuck, now I need to rewatch all of Community

He's such a good boy! ❤️

I would prefer to have plausible deniability, as I will do nothing to this concer.

Thanks for your email.

Kind regards,

Being told, "just don't think about it" to a question about legality of a task at work, probably isn't a great sign of morality within a company 🫠

And the lack of action/condemnation the world (specifically the UK), I'm just angry at an orange clown and the cult members that seem to be running things.

Really wish I could block trends on here at times.
The where you lived, like to live etc in the USA trend, every time I see it gets me so fucking angry, not about the people but about the state of that government and the hate/war mongering they keep spewing day after day.

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Start of new year, customers likely having problems due to their own incorrect usage of kit supplied. Just 420+ customers for 2 people to sort out...

Most tools we use as a team have been custom built by myself due to lack of support.

Shit manager and higher management team.

I could go on.

Sunday is hitting hard, got the Monday blues already. I just don't want to be in tomorrow, few reasons:

Team of 3 down to 2, 1 person who's been ill for multiple weeks over busiest period in our year.

Stress of holding up the team due to untrained team members and the company/team reliance on me

Did the same thing myself, noticed such a tonal shift too. For me it was the instant reveal of the 'big bad' with fewer build up each season.
Appreciate they wanted to try new things with each season but they did walk so far away from the feel of S1

Hi Zeus! ❤️

It's very pretty, thankfully to be dating somebody from there as it gives me a reason to visit yearly!

IKEA is good for the gingerbread 🇸🇪

Made myself a quick gingerbread house to get me into the festive spirit ☃️❄️🎄

Energy through the roof 🫶

A magician never reveals their secrets 🪄

Well done you, those are some serious things to overcome! ❤️

Here's me thinking that's some sorta wooden lingerie. 🤦

Mal-content tells me to do something, I do it. *Additional bonus dog so that he can share with the man*

EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!