radiohead is so weird... like "nude"??? like you're nude... ok??? keep it to yourself?????????????????????? im literally a minor
me when i enter general chat cafe #fmgcl #awkward
sunnee: imma need that lamb is effigy live
winston (cashier): ok that'll be 3000 avant ratings, Andre Flute3000
sunnee: bro its cold like dark forest
flapjack: its ok bro, let me get my LIBRARY
folkpop: collect my 🐣
random newgens: *ask for recs*
all in unison: *laugh* big fan, big big fan.
oppenhiemer: i have become death, the destroyer of worlds
porter: dude wtf i spent so long on that
do we kill this guy? reply yes or no
epics
#fuckmychunguslife
me and my girlfriend were discussing about watching "battle for dream island" (underground object show) and she said it was "cringesauce"... sooooo to put it shortly... just ended my one year long relationship... #thathappened much????
serum 2 is actually insane wtfffffff
what's up you fricking wokies
dont know my schedule on the fifth.... like actually i dont know it... bitch im taylor swift ffs why do i have school smh
YOU YEARNED ON MAIN YOU IDIOT
trans people: im trans
society: ok
porter robinson: hello
trans people: holy shit you saved my life
im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
"gun to your head you're wearing this outside for a day"
just pull the trigger 💔
its valentine day... i love my wife so much i might fucking cry
"KENDRICK LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW; THE COMPLETE SAGA; THE MOVIE; THE SCRIPT" IS OUT:
20 pages, 6297 words, 35956 characters... this is my first attempt at any kind of creative writing, feedback would be much appreciated, please read the whole thing :3
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
"With astonishing lyricism, the controversial rapper battles against his vile alter-ego’s views on Gen Z, transgenderism, and the disabled."
my parents fucking suck lmao
the state of the world is honestly so scary at the moment
he said mustaaaaaaaaaard
jpegmafia: what
kanye: what
hoolgians: what
ty dollar signs: im only here to get paid
drake in lava: what
kendork: ok... i just gonna eat this mustard sandwhich i got at aldi's
kanyr: funny that you mention that...
wait im back from watching the halftime show and no one of that happened, FUUUUUCK
kendrick: well, in this maad city im just a good kid, but for kanye this was just poetic justice, if i can be real for a moment, money doesnt grow on trees right?
vultres: yea this killing my vibe, im going to chill out at the swimming pools, and sing about kendrick while he dies of thirsts
kanye: oh, all of the stadium's flashing lights are hurting my eyes...
kumdick: say that again...
kanner: yea i was just thinking, i will have to runaway, my registration is late
karndival (directed to crowd): tryna strike a chord and its probably WE MMAJOOOOOOOR
konami: theres a bomb, runaway!
ty doller signing: im jsut here to get laid
saltydickdan: REDOREDOREDOREDOREDOREDOREDOREDO
KONRDER: ok now for the main spectable, carnival x not like us
*crowd fucking dies of excitement*
hooligan: gogogogo
kamehameha: barbeque on the stick bro
vultures 2: im vultres
crowd: gogogog head so g
KANYE: ok this just got interesting, im going to reach for my popcorn oops that my MUSTAAAAAARD
ty dollar sign: im just here to get paid
kanderm: shoutout to the vouclhers, i dont hang out with
rapper
tyler dollar joseph: this coulcher is a vouclher of over-
*jpeg interrumpt* say that agains..
drake: im not a JPEG file
kanye: did you say jpeg? im telling this to my mafia
jpegmafia: ayo ye i got you
*jpeg throws drake in lava*
kendrick lyme disease: MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
skibidi dj mustard: mustard on the tweet bro
kanye: shoutout dj mustard, on the tweet
kedern: MAYOOOOOO
*hawk tuah girl suddenly screams from the sidelines*
YOU DONT GOTTA GIVE EM THAT DRAKE TUAH
*everyone laughs so hard they pass out*
porter robinson: im porter robinson i made nurture from 2021
kanye west: ayo dot i gotchu
*kanye punches porter until he dies*
vultures 2: damn the guy rlly died
KENDRICL LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW:
*lights are out, everyone awaiting for kendrick to show up, no one makes a sound or moves a muscle*
*kendrick suddenly appears wearing a fursuit*
kendrick lamar: THEY NOT LIKE FLUFF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DOT BITE EM UP, TRYNA MEOW A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOR
