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Matthew Simensen - Not Matt

@matthew-not-matt.bsky.social

Ultimate fan-boy. I don't create, so I support those who do. Especially adult content creators! Also: I block AI whenever I see it.

384 Followers  |  245 Following  |  1,034 Posts  |  Joined: 03.11.2024  |  2.0883

Latest posts by matthew-not-matt.bsky.social on Bluesky

F*cking LOVE a good open robe shot!

16.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Monday! Have some hot art by LyttaV
@lyttav.bsky.social Juicy, sweaty muscle-men with big dicks and raging libidos. LyttaV has a great style and some scorching art! Give them a look and a follow!

13.10.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? That head's not the one that does all my thinking. But sure! Just put it back when you're done.

12.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hapless kid with a bloodthirsty AI / weapons pack he barely comprehends or controls, and all the people who want to forcibly take it from him. Great parents(both of them!), great friends, and an enigmatic stranger all 'help' him along the way.

12.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My weekly "Favorite Comics Collections / Trade Paperbacks" This week BLUE BEETLE: JAIME REYES by Giffen & Rogers. This is a wonderful book featuring a mostly-Latin American cast, an intact family, loads of snark, and brief bits of gratuitous nudity - what's not to love?

12.10.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Frankenstein’s monster, once for each guy that went into making him. Marry the werewolf, since wolves mate for life. Kill Dracula, but the resurrect him & invite him to join the 4-way polycule.

12.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s using your head!

12.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paraphrasing Mae West: β€œI don’t care so much about the 6 feet. Tell me more about the three inches!” πŸ˜†

12.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, I wanna cuddle you so bad!!

12.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rather liked the book. Was not aware of any controversy, nothing remotely offended me. Gorgeous art, fun twists to established canon, and an earth that benefits from the amazon way.
If you don’t particularly like it upon reading, donate it to a library. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

12.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But also Roxxie Andrews πŸ˜–

12.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got free tix to see the Werq the World show. Very happy to find that it features my all-time favorite drag queen Sasha Velour! πŸ˜„

12.10.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally? You alwys look stunning, Sister!

11.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not often enough, tbh

11.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For 2025, I will promote a favorite album each week. Week 39 STRANGE FRONTIER - ROGER TAYLOR My favorite cd by my favorite Queen (sorry, Freddie). Roger has a scratchy, world-weary voice with an impressive range. Excellent drumming! There's a lot of anger & pain here, but also hope. Superb!

11.10.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it's the OATMEAL that's making you want to rethink your workation options. Got it!

10.10.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s #FCF and I’ve got nothing to wear!

10.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me, but the furniture is not there to complain about being unable to move. The furniture is there solely for the comfort of the cat. 🀨

10.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love sunlight-powered Superman dressed as sunlight-avoiding Dracula... but John Stewart dressed as Poison Ivy is my favorite one here (by the slightest margin)

09.10.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with surprise written below him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with surprise written below him
09.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any government official in particular? Or is this an oligarch-judging look?

08.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not silly, beautiful!

08.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pure stunning.

07.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Monday! Have some hot art by cokobi πŸ”ž @cokobi.bsky.social big muscle daddy bears having a great time! Some bellies, some Furries, and a lot of hot sex. Check out his feed, give him a follow!

06.10.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My weekly "Favorite Comics Collections / Trade Paperbacks" This week STARSTRUCK by Lee & Kaluta. This is a funny, wildly inventive, frustratingly opaque at times but always fascinating book. Scandalous for 1984, a bit dated now. I LOVED this when it came out, I still quote from it to this day.

05.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Butch / Fairy Yin / Yang #caturday

05.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Starstruck - I Want to Live in a House
YouTube video by SindeeLoohoo Starstruck - I Want to Live in a House

www.youtube.com/watch?v=toKq...

04.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
John O'May and Jo Kennedy - Tough
YouTube video by STARSTRUCK (1982) Digitally Restored John O'May and Jo Kennedy - Tough

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIk7...

04.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For 2025, I will promote a favorite album each week. Week 38 STAR STRUCK - ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK Loved the movie, REALLY loved the soundtrack! Upbeat 80's Austrailan pop, many with star Jo Kennedy's quirky but endearing vocals. It's a rollicking great album, I WISH it was available on CD!!

04.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's #FCF - enjoy!

03.10.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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