gnorp

This is my son his name is Gourd

With this is mind, remember:

If you see transphobic, racist, Alt-Right posts. Do not interact, do not share (even to say you’re against those comments) Do not draw attention to them or give them the attention they crave.

Block the account, report them where appropriate. Do NOT make this Twitter!

name an album that is “who is mike jones” by mike jones. i’ll start: for me, my answer to this is always gonna be “who is mike jones” by mike jones

U GOT IT ALL OVER ME what the HECK dude
now you gotta take a shower with me to clean it off

oops, messy belly @gnorp.bsky.social

you weren’t sure what was rummaging through your backyard until you took a photo with the flash on

I’ll make you chicken noodle soup and tuck you into bed 🥺

is meowing when you're not a cat the furry equivalent of saying the n word as someone who isn't black

i point at you. a laser shoots directly from my finger into your brain. for a moment you go completely deaf. then Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod begins to play. Inside your mind. You can’t turn it off

bold of you to assume this cat is a bottom

Meow :3

squeezing your face and scratching your chin actively rn

cool as fuc

giygas painting

i’m deploying the us army to kill this fly that got in my house

she what

your butt is not safe from otter

its okay haha you can like slip again on purpose if you like (please)

My otter Flip getting absolutely RAMMED in a ass-to-ass position by Cade, with text saying “PLAP PLAP” to sound out just how hard that dork was thrusting

oh whoops i posted this picture of @ridgensfw.bsky.social ‘s cat Cade destroying my butt oopsie whoops sorry