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“yeah… you ate your brother”

what a blessing it is to hear music THAT YOU FUCKING HATE 🫶

“it’s on the menu”
“reese’s puffs are ON the menu”

twin flame callin my name so hard on her socials that it looks like a smoke signal

“i want her chocolate pies”

“strawberry jam but my glock don’t”

i had a panic attack so bad i had to listen to jazz

how long can i stay sober from a homeless man 🧍‍♂️

no lines of coke- lines of uno

i got this job this month AND I’M DROPPING THIS JOB THIS MOTHA FREAKIN MONTH 🗣️

there’s gonna be a full moon on my 21st this year…

not me designing more chat bullshit that i don't know the css for and should probably just pay someone to do instead

Say it with me kids

A public profile is NOT consent

made the mistake of looking at Famiboards and see someone saying its okay to not credit people who worked on the original version of the game in a remaster just because "what if they have a deadname now??"

i'd rather be deadname'd than being excluded in the credits if i were in this position, wtf

idk man they look kinda yummy

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

Today's gender is late-blooming, blushing fungus, rising quietly after white rot destruction (Mycena haematopus).

you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out! you better watch out!

waiter: are there any allergies at the table?

me (already drunk): BEES

finally fixed my wiggly toilet seat today…

#adulting 😤

i HAVE to draw them

elephant shrew with this silly tongue out

I NEED EVERYONE TO SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS LIL DUDE!!

they’re called elephant shrews and they are my true spirit animal :3

officially hit 24 hours in fields of mistria 🫰

for my fellow broke friends this holiday~ please remember that making literally anything (cards, cookies, clay crafts, etc.) is one of the best gifts :3

Can we pretend that drones in the new jersey sky are like shooting stars… i could really use a wish right now

Today's gender is a vulnerable, norm-defying fungus that thrives in solitude or small groups (Clavaria zollingeri).

i know i’ll post at least one of them lol

currently making christmas cards for my family and watching hallmark movies so i get into the holiday spirit whether i like it or not :)

i would die for whiskey

adult thing i learned today:

-dust your shower