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Some snark. Some satire. Some stories. Mostly nonsense. All opinions and ideas are my own. Unless they’re really dumb. Then they’re Biden’s.

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Again, but slower this time, please.

15.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do your fucking job, Mike. Swear her in. #repmikejohnson @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social

15.10.2025 05:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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#MikeJohnson Swear her in. @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social #adelitagrijalva #repgrijalva #arizona

15.10.2025 04:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Have we considered that it might be the access to guns? Just spitballin’.

28.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that was to normalize and trivialize their presence. There are some videos being posted from the past could days showing the NG questioning, chasing, and detaining people on the streets in DC 😔😔

28.09.2025 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😭😭😭 it hurts so bad

28.09.2025 01:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wake up, America, or I fear we may not have elections in 2028.

24.09.2025 21:59 — 👍 16223    🔁 4782    💬 666    📌 295

Shit, I thought it was on the 24th?? Or, is that the day that something crazy is supposed to happen that we shouldn’t believe because it’s a false flag? How does this coincide with the 100 rabbis and horns and heifers, if at all? We going potluck style, or…? Sorry for all the Qs. First time jitters.

23.09.2025 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I still am stunned, years later, that dozens of cops at Uvalde waited 77 minutes to kill the shooter while kids died.

Has ANYONE been held accountable?

23.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 19056    🔁 3928    💬 1064    📌 201
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How fucked are we??
May I present 💁‍♀️…

23.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Meanwhile, in Nepal…. @newseye.bsky.social

14.09.2025 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This week’s most fragile man award goes to…

13.09.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DEI and CPAC confirm, we are ALL domestic terrorists. Bless. 🌈

12.09.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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💔 Heartbreaking: ICE is snatching workers in Mount Pleasant, D.C.

Neighbors shout back: “Get the fuck out of our city!”

26.08.2025 00:05 — 👍 629    🔁 336    💬 69    📌 20
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But, if the cracker and barrel are removed from the logo, is it still a Cracker Barrel?

22.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Peacetime prezzies really are the best ✌️☮️ 🥰

22.08.2025 02:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It tracks, though, right?

21.08.2025 13:31 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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White House Quarterly Clitoris Council report.

20.08.2025 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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In a surprise to no one, we are the bad guys. Stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 Release the files.

18.08.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This wasn’t just a security breach, documents obtained by NPR from a hotel guest who found them on a printer revealed something even more disturbing: a planned luncheon in honor of Vladimir Putin. The menu literally read, “In honor of his excellency Vladimir Putin.”

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16.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not sure if this is a new ad or not but new to me. What a powerful message from this sex abuse survivor about how difficult it is now to get abortions even for incest. The Pedophile protectors of the GOP need to be stopped. Our kids deserve better then this world. That's why we fight this.

16.08.2025 15:49 — 👍 275    🔁 155    💬 21    📌 8
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