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Ew.

I couldn’t decide between Ladies & the Tramp, Beauties & the Beast, or Foxes & the Hound.

Thousands of OBGYN professionals are respectfully advising the government to fuck right off. 👏 👏

Announcing my new political party: the GOM party.

Hey, so, Matt Gaetz’s mom is basically our shadow POTUS, btw. Go to my TikTok (@triscuitsforkids) to get the breakdown of this text convo that some queen sitting behind Matt Gaetz on a flight caught. She’s a true patriot 🇺🇸 🫡 (@tidesofmarch on TT)

“family members identified the victim as Narciso Barranco, a father to three sons who are all U.S. Marines”

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This is fucking assault and kidnapping. Possibly trafficking. What are we doing??

General strike NOW.

Please watch and share.

Pico Rivera, CA, has been getting hit hard by ICE.

100s of videos the past few days.

Look at the brutality and force being used.

These are not raids. They are violent kidnappings.

The kid here is a US citizen.

World war cheat sheet.

Military folks...lemme know if I'm reading too much into this. If it seems intentional, please share with the other military folk in your life. #dod #military #army #airforce #navy #marines #nationalguard #usa

I feel like he’d be sucking air after a brisk walk of a block.

We've officially arrived to our Police State Era. Florida's gonna Florida, I suppose.
However, Taylor doesn't have an album for this yet, so l'd respectfully request we hold off until we know how Mother handled this one. #floridaman #getfucked #staywoke #hideyourtwinkies

Avril knew.

Another day another crime. Today’s brought to you by DUI hire Kkkaptain Kkkegsbreath: the silly US Constitution’s Establishment Clause. Nbd. #fyp #fypシ #dod #miltok #military #duihire #usa #blessedbethefruit #underhiseye

I think Mother has summoned us…

#taylorswift #taylornation #swifties #reputationtaylorsversion #handmaidstale #staywoke #lfg

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.

What the fuck are we doing here?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms. Including MAGA Spice herself, Kristi Noem.

Amazing news, amazing work, amazing article from @404media.co, @josephcox.bsky.social, & @jasonkoebler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy, @youranoncentral.bsky.social, @youranonnews.bsky.social, & @youranona.bsky.social.
This is what patriotism looks like 🇺🇸💙✊
#anonymous #404Media #FreedomFighters

Thank you, #Anonymous & #404Media for this incredible news & your tireless effort. You’re doing the lord’s work & fighting the good fight✊💙 @404media.co @josephcox.bsky.social @jasonkoebler.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy @youranoncentral.bsky.social @youranonnews.bsky.social @youranona.bsky.social

This is a new image from #JWST.

The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.

Everything else is a galaxy.

Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

Leaked footage from the Hegseth household.

This is so disturbing. We need to keep the pressure up on all these institutions and hold them accountable. Thank you (and Sarah Stillman) for your diligent reporting.

New Executive Order:
Making the White House White Trash For Realzeez

First a Tesla liquidation sale and now this. I’m just surprised they didn’t wait for the installation of the 200’ of flag poles DementiaDon has commissioned. Please send help. We are not okay.

I prefer the hybrid “whoopsie doodle,” personally. Inspired by the greats, of course.

Gotta be careful opting for that white coffin lining, though…orange is SUCH a bitch to scrub out of satin.

“It’s all computer!”

Peter the Leaker’s really having a rough couple o’ weeks.

Donny J fixed the bogus poll released by the failing Fox News, where they ERRONEOUSLY called this a JOB APPROVAL POLL when EVERYONE sees this is a list of the BEST scores from the BEST PRESIDENT in US & human history, & the LOSER scores from the three WORST PRESIDENTS in the history of the WORLD!

Rarely do you see a more punchable face.

Looks like Donny and his Fox News Teddy Baier may be fighting ☹️