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Abby Vincent

@shortkween.bsky.social

Just a funny girl in a pre-apocolistic, late-stage capitalist, neo-fascist, on-fire world; waiting for the day I can live my YA novel dreams.

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Us vertically challenged people have it pretty good ngl

26.03.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone else thinking about what kind of bug they'd be?

I think I'd be a bee. ๐Ÿ

Gimme that matriarchy, baby

#matriarchy #bee #bug #joke #funny #topical

23.03.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't agree more. The world rarely exists in such black & white terms

03.03.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will admit to finding the โ€œall problems are caused by evil and we could fix every problem without any trade-offsโ€ worldview pretty draining and immature.

01.03.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7393    ๐Ÿ” 366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 279    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

We are experiencing an assault on science unparalleled by anything Iโ€™ve seen in my life. Itโ€™s not one issue or another anymore, the entire institution is under attack by the most powerful individuals in the country.

This Friday, where will you be?

standupforscience2025.org

02.03.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44763    ๐Ÿ” 12256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 654    ๐Ÿ“Œ 410
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
theonion.com/wealthy...

02.03.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14510    ๐Ÿ” 1267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
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Whatever the opposite of bundle up is, do that
#meme #climate #simpsons #funny #climatechange #itsnothopelessbutalsoyikes

18.02.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that society has decided I, as an adult, am qualified to shop at a grocery store with zero supervision. It always looks like I'm shopping for a slumber party.

14.02.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear a lot of whining about regret rates for people who transition, but I'm not hearing much about the regret rates from this election

Y'all sorry yet?

11.02.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ninja and I would like to sleep until democracy is back

#cat

11.02.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Moss graffiti, anyone?

10.02.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't you love when your dad takes you into the city?

10.02.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So hyped for the bowl today

#puppybowl

09.02.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gems from my notes app: part one

'Is Clifford a Kaiju?'

#funny #randomthoughts #highthoughts

06.02.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
theonion.com/elon-mu...

03.02.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4489    ๐Ÿ” 479    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 99    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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#EatTheRich

01.02.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 355    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Trying to balance staying informed and staying sane is becoming more delicate by the minute

01.02.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is so much cheaper than non-bunny therapy โค๏ธ

01.02.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, bed's all hers. You gotta sleep on the floor

01.02.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is it patriotic to be un-patriotic?

#captainamerica #comic #funny #meme

01.02.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's tariffs on Canada would be a big challenge for Americans, says ambassador Canada accounts for about 60% of U.S. crude oil imports. If Trump's tariffs end up applying to that oil, that would likely cause gas prices to rise in the U.S., Canada's ambassador warns.

Canada accounts for about 60% of U.S. crude oil imports. If Trump's tariffs end up applying to that oil, that would likely cause gas prices to rise in the U.S., Canada's ambassador warns.

31.01.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1888    ๐Ÿ” 450    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

i just cannot get over how much the administrationโ€™s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

31.01.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87751    ๐Ÿ” 10829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 410

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. Itโ€™s not intellectually superior. Itโ€™s the virus theyโ€™re trying to infect us with. NO

31.01.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147755    ๐Ÿ” 24523    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4279    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1501

*boop*

31.01.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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