Jenna

Someone want to tell Mikey here that 86% of all SNAP benefits go to households that include a child, an elderly person, or a person with disabilities?

Or that almost 40% of SNAP recipients are children?

And that Whites account for 37% of SNAP recipients?

do you ever just wake up and remember that your school fired Brian Kelly? instant mood boost 🥰

can we agree to collectively forget we ever hired Brian Kelly

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LSU Athletics Announces Leadership Change in Football LSU Athletics Announces Leadership Change in Football

IT IS OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL

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if I were LSU i would announce that Brian Kelly agreed his buyout should be donated to food banks and then make him refute it

running around singing "HES DEAAAAAD!" like I'm one of the Munchkins at beginning of Wicked

“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

A fake LinkedIn profile picture with the #opentowork frame for LSU head coach Brian Kelly

Where we at, Tigers?

Brian Kelly may have been a terrible fit for LSU both on the field and culturally but you have to admit he is also a terrible person who murdered a kid while he was at Notre Dame.

yeet Brian Kelly into the goddamned sum

Scott Woodward eventually got Tiger Stadium full of Aggies doing saw ‘em off after beating the brakes off of LSU, just not in the way any of the parties involved expected it to happen.

Timothy Mellon is the donor of the $130 million for the troops.

In case you’re wondering what he’s like, he said in his autobiography that Black people have become “even more belligerent” because of social programs, and people who receive government assistance are slaves.

Aggie is rolling LSU. This is flat out fucking embarrassing

he's about to

Fire him tonight

At least we can chase him out of town? My pitchfork is ready

ahahahahahaha Aggies gon Aggie

I thought I was growing up bc I haven't been as ✨invested ✨ in LSU football / anxious watching. Less "Feral" as my husband would say.

Chat, I just sweat through a shirt, screamed at TV and changed bc shirt was unlucky during Vandy game.

This is a tweet about Brian Kelly.

Bama is just that episode of GoT where Drogon gets killed and you're sad, but then the Night King pulls him out. His eyes open. They're ice blue.

Bama is the Night King. Drogon is your hope.

jesus christ Vandy are you TRYING to kill me????

mississippi state beating texas would work wonders on my soul right now, let’s get insane

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Watching South Carolina thriving

relevant yet again

SCar is like playing russian roulette but the gun is always empty. Once a season, they get a fucking flame thrower and it ain't pointed at their own head.

But you never know which game it will be

wait this might explain the "South Carolina has their own Auburn Jesus exactly once a season" phenomenon

The Auburn Jesusing of South Carolina for exactly ONE game a year must be studied

good lord I have to care about football TWICE back to back 😭

Anchor - and I cannot stress this part enough - the FUCK down!!! ⚓️⬇️