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Just your friendly neighborhood demon here to share in the madness. Member of the satanic temple. Here to preserve your rights.

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As an NPS employeeโ€ฆ *clears throat* fuck you Doug burgum. You donโ€™t care about any DOI employees and you sure as fuck donโ€™t care about the national parks. How much are you getting paid by big oil companies? Cleanest water in America is in ND MY ASS! I worked the oil fields. I dare you to drink that!

25.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an NPS employee, can confirm. But I keep getting turned down because โ€œwell youโ€™re just going to quit when the government reopensโ€ when I tell them Iโ€™m looking for part time work to increase my overall income. So insta cart and plasma it is.

24.10.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tech bros who played too much halo as a child. Itโ€™s โ€œcloseโ€ to the warthog in those games

23.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Hereโ€™s the document showing just that

22.10.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Contrary to popular belief, we donโ€™t own or condone his behavior. But when he returns down here he will pay direly for his sins against humanity.

20.10.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All too common of an occurrence at every park I have worked at. People love to ruin things for others. Otherwise these are some beautiful sites. Thank you for sharing.

20.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.10.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Current NPS chiming in. And I really hate the answer, the USA was never a democracy it is a democratic republic. Meaning that for some reason we allow the minority of people to have the power and majority of the vote when it comes to elections. Thank you Gerrymandering for this horse shit we have.

18.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

17.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Explains the โ€œlightningโ€ symbols in the bands name

17.10.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just put in a bunch of applications for a job because I donโ€™t see us going back to work anytime soon besides going in a few days a week for free with this shutdown. And plasma isnโ€™t enough to pay rent or bills of course. Thanks trumpโ€ฆ

16.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was just setting his blood free like his god wanted

15.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except that it really lasts for 4 years and even when he wasnโ€™t president he was still in the news and people waved his flags constantly like he was a god.

15.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me just bend the lithium battery causing it to do the things that happens when you bend puncture it. Anyway.

15.10.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a reason to have tweaked YouTube to remove ads. Also one, not the actual reason but one, of the reasons I killed Facebook and the whatnot because wtf. Like yeah I look at porn but I donโ€™t need it advertised and definitely not that. Oof.

15.10.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah this is not a vacation for me. (NPS worker) on furlough until they get their shit figured out while also going in on occasion to do my maintenance checks on the park. Rotating the checks with the other maintenance staff while trying to figure out money for bills.

15.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With that being said, Iโ€™ll consider the evidence watch some of their stuff and decide for myself if I agree or disagree with what is said and shown as evidence and go from there. Thank you for your input and polite response. Have a good night.

15.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s how conversations and debates should go back to. Proper back and forth with good faith questions. No real convincing needs to happen just for one another to consider to view the others perspectives and understanding of a situation and to remove emotion and mud slinging from the convoโ€ฆ

15.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And how do you know without a doubt that those are genuine interviews and not a hoax to propagate this false narrative of โ€œevery protester is a paid protesterโ€ see where Iโ€™m coming from? I donโ€™t trust YouTubers to be a reliable source of facts since anyone can say anything or do anything there. Dig?

15.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well a certain someone who was essentially publicly executed was an advocate for public execution and that children should be present to witness it. Just saying.

15.10.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you have credible proof vs โ€œtrust me bro YouTubersโ€

15.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, this is why no one wants to converse anymore we jump straight to the name calling and clearly they arenโ€™t a Fox News moron but still watch random YouTubers as โ€œcredible sourcesโ€ lest we can do is humor the idea but counter it with facts not insults. Both of you need to do better.

15.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll give it a watch when I can. Thanks

14.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Source?

14.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Zentreya when that is Tuesday @Animation
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14.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyday is taco Tuesday here in hell! Just make sure you bring the charmin ultra! ๐Ÿ˜‰

14.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well their boy Charlie Kirk said it was made up. Granted he goes on to say what we need is compassion but they lack that too.

13.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He needs to not be. That is all.

11.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah not surprised with all the oil and coal propaganda we get fed each week in the Doi โ€œinside the interiorโ€ weekly slop. Granted with the government shutdown they havenโ€™t been sending/making them.

11.10.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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