Ham Stroker's Ejacula

Ham Stroker's Ejacula

@rubrikate.bsky.social

I have a vile sense of humor but I'm a decent man PhD in sexualizing old men Ben Franklin enthusiast ๐ŸŒฟPro-420 ๐Ÿ”ผLvl 338 ๐Ÿ”ž

240 Followers 107 Following 9,435 Posts Joined Aug 2023
5 hours ago

So you skipping the gym today?
What's next?
You gonna start wiping your ass?
No, it has to stop brother. Lock in.

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1 week ago

bUt WhAt If YoUr FaVoRiTe CeLeBrITy iS iN tHe EpStEiN fILeS

Kill them with a hammer.
That's it.

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5 hours ago
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Goodnight

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5 hours ago

If I was a Disney princess my intro song would be by Nekrogoblikon

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5 hours ago

I wish I could make all my Animal Crossing villagers move off my island. They're all so tiresome and they mar my beautiful perfect landscape

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6 hours ago

Phish food ice cream. Peak.

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7 hours ago

It's so excellent it's insane

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7 hours ago

The vibes in the Witcher 3 are so fucking immaculant

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1 year ago
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More SF/F art by Kilian Eng.

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1 year ago
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Ghost in the Shell art by Kilian Eng.

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10 hours ago

I don't think anyone who wasn't there will ever understand what it was like to play Animal Crossing during the pandemic with your bros

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11 hours ago
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The kidney is in

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15 hours ago
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teeth teeth teeth

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17 hours ago

it took just over a year to get from "I'll lower costs on day one" to "I'm raising prices and it's good, actually"

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1 day ago
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herring

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19 hours ago

whatever. go my lich king.

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19 hours ago

the Sims 4 runs so fuckin smooth on Linux wtf

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1 day ago
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We have the best weather reports

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1 day ago

Carrot juice is also orange juice

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5 days ago
extremely relatable screenshot from Frankenstein (1931), specially on a stormy night like tonight.

mood.

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1 day ago

Why didn't God send more than one son? Like I woulda sent 4 or 5 of them bastards

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1 day ago

I never had a beef with Christianity but like I really dislike hardcore Christians. Could never get behind a lot of that energy

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Gonna start writing some critical leveled fanfic of Jesus and Judas

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Federal Reserve Board - Proposal Details The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

The government is asking for public comments on whether banks should be able to deny you from buying legal goods at their own whim (i.e. how they're cracking down on art)

Tell them you don't want to be told how to spend your money

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

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1 day ago
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But when will I have my school free drug zone?

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2 days ago
'A generic kids movie only held up by cameos and references'
'An event garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalistic society hell bent on genociding the "inferior species" that is brought down by 2 blue collar men'
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1 day ago

it is time once again that i remind you that all the villainous patsies who are instrumental in Palpatine's rise to power are named after republicans because george lucas is not a subtle man

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The Great Gatsby notably became popular because it was issued to American GIs, many of whom had an 8th grade reading level, during World War II.

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