IntroVertebrat (Linda Lou)

You should “come out” too, Mikey! It’s time. And the water’s fine.

Someone. Anyone, please just make him a Nobel prize out of macaroni and yarn and scented markers so he’ll STFU.

At the Oscars when they announce Best Director, he’ll ascend the stage, interrupt the winner like Ye did to Taylor because he thinks it’s for Best Dictator, and try to accept the award.
Also, WHY does MSM keep reporting his delusions? #PushBackOnTheBullshitMSM

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#ONEV1
#Pinks 🌸
#Voices4Victory

I am deceased

Fun fact:
The second plague against the pharaohs of Egypt in that book the GOP love to site was frogs.
Coincidence?

I can smell this interview and it’s making me retch.

So what are the “protesters” from J6? Besides pardoned?

Why won’t this rummy just drink himself to death already.

If you were you’d be washing ketchup out of your hair right now.

It’s so much easier to take over a country when you can attack it within its borders.

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He’s such a petty little man. I hope James represents herself because she would DESTROY Halligan in court.

Uh oh. A Latina? A woman PROMOTING democracy instead of destroying it? From the country he’s targeted with boat attacks? The orange menace is gonna be sooo mad. Ketchup and diaper contents will be everywhere in the Oval. Love that for him. 🤣

With a name like Julio Rosas he should not be looking so smug. You fit the profile, Dude!

Shakespeare: “Me thinks the Lady Lindsey doth protest too much!”

I know we're all used to the president talking like Livia Soprano all the time, but this is a goddamn outrage

The Russians must have some dark and dirty and ungodly shit on Lil’ Mikey too.

The reason she is reading all of her rehearsed answers from her Binder of Lies is because she can’t think on her cloven hooves when faced with direct questions.

Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened?

Oopsie, Stephen.

Half naked children.

Yeah, Death you can have all three if you just let us keep Dolly.

I’ve got a plan for you next year, Dude. Don’t vote Republican! They don’t give a shit about you. Even if they do bail you out they’re still the ones who shot the hole in your boat.

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Sounds like she’s ready now, Mikey.

You know things are topsy turvy when you find yourself agreeing with anything that MTG says.

According to a leaked Signal thread…the Tidy Bowl man is next!

This is a wonderful account to follow if you love dogs. And this video is worth the watch if you’re on the fence about loving dogs. If you don’t love dogs… what is WRONG with you??? (for the record I love cats too)

Sooo…at my job if I flat out refused to do something that was in my job description or that undermined the business uh, I would be facing dismissal. Period. #FireMikeJohnson
#DoYourJobSpeaker !