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Hardwood Paroxysm

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Senior NBA Writer at the Action Network. Episodic maniac writer. Hates your team. Yes yours. Buckets podcast: https://www.actionnetwork.com/podcasts/buckets

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yeah it's no particular order

02.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3️⃣ Things I Noticed on League Pass

πŸͺ™ Nolan Traore, diming
πŸͺœ Donovan Clingan, stepping out
⏲️ Cade Cunningham, timing it up

Traore's passing is currently the best reason to watch the Nets.

Meanwhile, Clingan is nailing threes and Cade is blocking shots.

www.lastnightinbasketball.com/three-things...

02.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

simple rating system www.basketball-reference.com/blog/indexba...

Point diff vs. Strength of Schedule.

02.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Site updated on me while I was editing, here's the chart with the Wolves

02.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's actually a pretty big dropoff believe it or not from 40-19 to 40-20

02.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aw, crap it just updated on me.

02.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Title track for this week

91% of all champions since 1980 have 40 wins before 20 losses.

All but four champions in the last 30 years have an SRS above 4.0.

Only two teams have won a title in NBA history without a top-3 seed.

29 of the last 30 champs have checked two of the boxes.

02.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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DEFCON: Denver's at the brink, the Bulls are way past how bad they should be, I'm extremely frustrated with Memphis, and I don't think the Warriors are good.

02.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top 10 offense and defense teams via DunksAndThrees.com for this week. Celtics join the fray.

02.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is This It? Denver's arduous season reaches a potential breaking point

At the Denver Dig, I wrote on faith, saviors, a season on the brink, why you can't expect today's greats to have multiple titles, and of course, the Cam stuff.

open.substack.com/pub/thedenve...

02.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Is Clutch A Thing?
YouTube video by Hardwood Paroxysm Is Clutch A Thing?

I did some research and it turns out that regular season clutchness doesn't help you when winter turns to spring in the NBA.

youtube.com/watch?v=Yt5W...

26.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Clutching Pearls A very long discussion of a very small sample

At the Denver Dig, I went IN on the clutch question, their problems, and whether they're actually relevant.

thedenverdig.com/p/clutching-...

25.02.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Title track.

- 91% of alll NBA champions since 1980 have won 40 games before 20 losses.

- All but 4 champions have had an SRS of 4.0 or better in the last 30 years

- Only 2 teams in NBA history have won the title with a seed lower than 3rd.

29 of the last 30 champions have checked two of 3.

24.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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DEFCON this week. Portland is at a tipping point.

24.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teams top-10 in offense and defense schedule-adjusted headed into tonight's games.

24.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Pistons-Spurs game is bonkers good. Spurs executing, Pistons bodying and hanging in with aggression. would be such a great Finals.

/is triggered by 05 memories

24.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

good news everyone, supreme court justices are beholden to their corporate benefactors over their fascist overlords

20.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3005    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 24
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

20.02.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10748    πŸ” 2759    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 83

Oh man, the teaser for it alone...

20.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aim higher. Ted Leonsis in the baby race at halftime for extra ping-pong balls.

20.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know Brad PItt loved the source material, and the movie he made was fine, even if it completely misses every point of the book.

But why hasn't there been a World War Z TV series? With how streaming series are, it is absolutely 100% the best way to do it. It would be phenomenal

20.02.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Spurs fans in San Antonio have no reason for Austin angst anymore The Spurs have belonged to San Antonio for more than 50 years, and they’re almost certainly going to belong to San Antonio for at least 50 more.

Wrote about murals, and tacos, and why Spurs fans in San Antonio have no reason to worry about Austin stealing their team anymore.

www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...

20.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like all these ranking solutions miss the potential for executives to degrade themselves for job security instead of having coaches do it. Simon Says Guy at halftime of the Finals for lottery placement

20.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Nuggets have used Jamal Murray as their stagger for years. Now, there's evidence this season that not only are there better options without Nikola Jokic, but a big benefit to Murray with a different rotation. At the Dig:

open.substack.com/pub/thedenve...

19.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Requiem for a Point God.

I haven't written like this in a long time.

hardwoodparoxysm.substack.com/p/requiem-fo...

18.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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πŸ€ Who better to unpack all the NBA hysteria than @hpbasketball.bsky.social ⁉️

He and I will do that live at 9 p.m. ET tonight ❗

β˜‘οΈ KD's (possible) burner
β˜‘οΈ Adam Silver under fire (again)
β˜‘οΈ The tanking conversation
β˜‘οΈ And more

YouTube: tinyurl.com/5n6kkrkz

Twitch: tinyurl.com/5x3cnbjy

17.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Disturbing Truth About Denver's Defense Reinforcements may not save the day

I thought Denver's defense was good *enough* fully healthy, but when I dove into the differences since injuries hit, I found out that the early season was smoke and mirrors.

open.substack.com/pub/thedenve...

17.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never said the rule is ironclad. But I do find it intersting that all these teams have "we could have won!"

"But did you?"

"Well... no."

17.02.2026 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not determinative. It's just probabilistic. i'm just sharing information

17.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's still wild to me that only one of last year's 40/20 teams even made the conference finals

Every year I wonder if we're about to start seeing the outliers overtake the historical trends...

17.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0