whimsiary

apothecary diaries is a cautionary tale about the dangers of becoming important at work

i had a company meeting and the HR person running it mentioned they used chatgpt to come up with the icebreaker question of "tacos vs hamburgers?"

not an ounce of embarrassment over how fucking stupid they just announced they were.

best part of the day so far has been teaching @mxmaxwellmusic.bsky.social how to uwu

This needs as much coverage as protests or ICE raids. Los Angelenos FTW. ❤️🙌

while i never want to be the reason someone loses a job there are some people i simply never want to interact with ever again

June is Knife Month

Happy Pride

roasted onions (and garlic yum yum) are delightful and i can eat the hell out of it, but nuking an onion in a 25 year old plastic shell is a little 🤢

a weird plastic onion shaped thing in red net with a tag that says "microwave onion cooker, cooks a whole onion in 5 minutes"

BUT WHY

like i know the toxicity of this show is not a new topic, but i am genuinely staggered at the moving pictures on my screen.

"you have to go out there and make friends with him" EXCUSE ME CARRIE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

watching satc for the first time to try and see what i missed out on and HOLY SHIT carrie and big are toxic assholes, i CANNOT believe she has the nerve to bully aidan to allow big in his house. like holy gotdamn the two of them did the world a favor taking each other out of circulation.

Damn hope they got a screenshot

the kicker? she's posted in the past about others stealing her work 😒 the hypocrisy, the absolute HYPOCRISY

there's a YT historian i follow(ed) whose dedication to sources and verifiable information i appreciated. she recently posted a video using AI and said she "had" to use it bc of limited period images. HAD. and is complaining about how she shouldn't have disclosed it bc no one would have noticed 😡

would you say it's a tertiary concern?

So Sticker Mule scrubbed all their pro-trump posts from their insta and they’re deleting comments that bring it up fast af. This is ur reminder they had a 100+ foot pro-trump sign installed on their building just 6 months ago. NO TAKE BACKS, ANTHONY. WE MEMBA.

more of this, except now it's some shit brained assholes down the street having a rager at 2 am on a fuckin wednesday

I despise being awake when I want so badly to be asleep.

I kinda wanna spend my time rebuying the animorphs series.

it's the absolute pits when I'm enjoying a novel and then there's a line that just absolutely blasts me out of the narrative.

I used to get death threats to my face when people didn't get the bunk beds at a disney hotel. these politicians are fuckin' weak.

two hands held out over pavement in the sun. an older woman's hands on top with short, seafoam green nail polish with a silvery cats eye and a younger woman's hand on the bottom with longer nails in a pointed almond shape with a lilac to black ombre polish and chrome overlay

took my mom to get our nails done, which she hasn't done since my wedding. trying to enjoy the small luxuries in between the deluges of horror.

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

As a lot of people are migrating here (hi!) please remember our first rule, we do not engage with trolls, we don't dunk, we don't share to troll back, we block to oblivion. This place has the most powerful block, use it.
They'll leave by themself if nobody answer.

I don't disagree, but... dumplings predate sandwiches, so are sandwiches (and other associated items mentioned) actually just a form of dumpling?

a snowy yard at night with a couple inches of snow, streetlight casts an orange glow through large oak boughs. IN FLORIDA.

same snowy yard the next morning with WAY more snow. still in Florida.

midnight and about 8 hours later. snow in Florida. it's a real nice change of pace to witness a historical event that's a little magical and nice, and not a catastrophe or an atrocity.

Icesicles on my roof line.

My large tropical plants that are green and hardy year round might not make it. They're covered in snow, a white blanket of snow on the lawn in front of them.

My "I brake for cranes" sticker on my car is under a quarter inch of ice and has me a little concerned about the cranes eight now.

Icesicles hanging from the rail of my gate in front of snow covered palmetto plants.

Florida hasn't seen this kind of snow since sabertooth cats and wooly mammoths called Wakulla Springs home. This is wild.

footsteps in freshly fallen snow IN FLORIDA

snow really does kinda crunch when you walk on it. this is wild.

Huh David Rose GIF Alt: David Rose from the show Schitt's Creek giving a disgusted side-eye

these people

photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)