Emmet Mojo McA

Emmet Mojo McA

@mojomca.bsky.social

Oldish bloke with pets, loves music, comedy, film, and twatting about. Strong views on stuff, but only if I've been drinking. If you are not keen on rejection, then please, don't write in.

403 Followers 342 Following 2,909 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago

It's a banger lad's.

Banger.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

Madonna before the Golum Arms.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

I remember this. But at the same time, I have no recollection of it either.
One thing is for sure, though.
It hasn't aged well.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

That's some tin pot breakdancing.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

It's like ZZ Top, but from some far out alternative universe.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

Is it me, or do the totp audience look like they might be on something this evening?

#TOTP

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2 days ago

Craig Fairbass dressed like a negative.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

I'm in a bit of shock, to be honest.
This episode from 1999 is actually pretty good.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

That leopard print got some wear.

#TOTP

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2 days ago

Cortisone injection today.
I'm currently sitting in a waiting room wearing my dressing grown, socks, and slippers. I'm probably looking like I've been found wandering the streets dazed and confussed, and now I've been lifted to the local hospital my own safety.

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3 days ago

It's absolutely hammering it out there this evening.

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3 days ago

I had a meeting with a customer near the Isle of Grain the other day.
I decided to take half an hour and drive up the beach and have a walk about.
The vastness of the estuary and the views to Souhend and beyond, Sheppy, and the Kent coastline.
I kind of lost myself in it, and it was bliss.

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6 days ago

Logging in to Bluesky to discover absolutely everything is going swimmingly.

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1 week ago

Get that pre-ordered "A Tram cryed Malaise" T-shirt before they sell out!

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1 week ago
2 Camembert rounds on plates, standing vertically, with a section cut out so it looks like a mouth and a tuft of hair on top

One is labelled "Camembert", the other is labelled "Camemernie", like th3 characters from Sesame Street

Doomscrolling break...

Cartoon by Emiel Stevenhagen (emielscartoons)

"Camembert"

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1 week ago

Well, that's that then.

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2 weeks ago

I'm a bit worried about Bill.

#TGBPTD

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2 weeks ago

SEMI'S!

#TGBTD

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2 weeks ago
Preview
a man in a plaid shirt and red tie is speaking into a microphone . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and red tie is speaking into a microphone .
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2 weeks ago
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If you’re not in the mood to shop, a share helps more than you think.

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Thank you!

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2 weeks ago

The emergency political podcast sphere is now so busy that there's going to be a real struggle to land decent guests.
The panic to land anyone with any opinion whatsoever is at fever pitch. Even that despicable arsehole Russell Brand has been considered by at least 3 producers at this point.

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2 weeks ago
Help Kelly Pannek

This one is for a REAL need and imma hopeful that an auto company gonna step up. KELLY PANNEK from the women’s hockey team got hits by someone who totaled her car. She needs a new car.

Lots of brands commenting that they want to help,, but few truly stepping up. Who can help,??

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2 weeks ago

Any budding would be assisins out there looking to get their first kill in. Feel free to drop me a line, as I think I'd make a great unsolved murder.

Mind you, I'm busy on Friday, so that's a no-go.
Saturday evening is ideal for me, but anytime Sunday or Monday will work just as well.

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3 weeks ago
Farage the fucking piece of shit doing some bollocks miles away from where he's paid to be as usual.
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3 weeks ago

If some utterly disgusting and lurid explanation of the Carol Vorderman Buttery does not appear in the next profanisaurus, then I'll have no other option, than to put my foot through the pages and send the editors the bill!

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3 weeks ago
YouTube
Two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. They visit the companies that created him. YouTube video by Led By Donkeys

youtube.com/shorts/Vvii3...

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3 weeks ago

Not good. Not good at all.

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1 month ago

Is that Snoop Dog at the ladies deed skating?

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1 month ago

Imagine if the king died now!

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1 month ago

Ah, man.

George was so fucking good.

#HBATBBC

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