I’ll vote for whoever puts these people in prison tbh
02.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’ll vote for whoever puts these people in prison tbh
02.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A wild @mike-blu.bsky.social appears!
02.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 126 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Operation epic fury Jesus Christ these people are terminally lame.
28.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0well hold on now maybe the military invasion in the middle east being run by narcissistic sociopaths with substance abuse issues will go smoothly and we’ll all end up looking stupid
28.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 874 🔁 133 💬 13 📌 210mgs and I might as well not exist for the next 5 hours.
27.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nothing any character says matters tbh. Characters can come and go. I really don’t care.
26.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Beauty is atrocious but there’s a certain joy in watching something that you know is fucking horrible and exists solely on vibes
26.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💪💪
25.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 274 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0Gold plated laud-in-num
20.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im a silly lil guy taber @taber
20.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listen…i ain’t NOT bringing u laud if you know what i mean
20.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0This guy is trying to gatekeep splits from the rest of us
19.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OK FINE I GUESS I JUST WONT
19.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Also beta blockers are super fun because you miss a dose and then it feels like your circulatory system has been overstuffed
18.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also WEIRDLY ENOUGH find it easier to KEEP DRINKING WATER when I do this.
18.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Problem for me is generally more that I will sip on a single energy drink all day and neglect water.
18.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BIG LIFEHACK: Not letting myself have my energy drink until I've had 40oz of water.
Why? BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WILL NEVER DRINK WATER
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17.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 150 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0😇
17.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 193 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0I’m a man of taste so u can trust me
15.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New Danny L Harle album slaps
15.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0✝️🩸
12.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 3170 🔁 619 💬 29 📌 3Picking characters based solely on whether they’re daddy or not
11.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see fish in your future
11.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell yea brother
11.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get da fish
11.02.2026 02:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ninja Creami is the way the truth and the life
09.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want 2 play the deadlock game but do not have the codes
07.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1