DJ Meph

The Big Beautiful BJ

Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human

BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .

"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"

Imagine that, you can get more revenue from corporate marketing budgets than nickel-and-diming the working class.

It may actually save money. In Detroit, there are two free public trams. One is a private-public partnership that wasn't meeting numbers so they kept it free after COVID to boost advertising revenue. The other was going to cost $5 million to update the payment system so they did the same.

New York City Too Early to Call Zohran Mamdami - 50.2% Andrew Cuomo - 40.8% Curtis Sliwa - 8.2%

This is about what I expected, but golly gee this country never finds a non-zero amount of people to vote for diarrhea tornado

Dems are going to bring a holographic Dick Cheny on their campaign events, aren't they

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

ittiménocracy

A sycophantic ChatGPT user create a toxic positive feedback loop

ABC News: What does Trump mean by 'nuclear testing?'

Peak sanewashing

Andrew "just some guy" Mothballs Johnson or whatever wasn't stripped of his titles because he's a pedophile. The crown has been involved in numerous sex pest and trafficking cover-ups. He was punished for embarrassing the family. Kind of calls into question the whole idea of a monarch.

Has anyone seen my monkeys? They are not well.

They've been doing this for years, check out Trudeau's speech at the Reagan Library, right in front of Trump's face.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Here's something to think about: The people wouldn't have hated Frankenstein if he played football

I immediately cashed my $5,000 check from George Soros and bought 786 grilled cheese burritos #NoKings

@its_me_jd_again: So I got a gig for a commercial, and was extremely excited to finally be getting back to filiming. Spent half the day shooting and had a great time with the crew, they were all extremely professional. Had that... things are finally getting back to normal feeling. But... I get a phone call from my agent letting me know they will not be using my spot and they can't have someone who is an influencer for J6. Then they go on to tell my agent that she should have told them about me being a J6er. This is the unfortunate norm for us J6ers. Will we ever really have closure, will J6 always be a stain on our lives? It's a great thing I have a God that is bigger than all this. As for me, I will continue to move forward.

Being an influencer for spreading your poo on the walls of the Capital, this truly is the MTV generation.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Maybe Barron Trump can bankrupt TikTok 🙏

Amazing. Five-star shitpost.

I done told y'all Bill Burr ain't shit

post on x / twitter by @elonmusk “Funny to think that Bill Clinton's policies when he was President were essentially MAGA” sept. 28, 2025 34.7 million views

screenshot from clintonwhitehouse5.archives.gov “Childhood Immunizations The President launched a major childhood immunization effort to increase the number of children who were being immunized. Since 1993, childhood immunization rates have reached all-time highs, with 90 percent or more of America's toddlers receiving critical vaccines for children by age 2. Vaccination levels are nearly the same for preschool children of all racial and ethnic groups, narrowing a gap estimated to be as wide as 26 percentage points a generation ago. May 20 August 10 Motor Voter Registration Signed The Clinton Administration made it easier for millions of Americans to register to vote by allowing registration at the same time they get a driver's license. The Motor Voter law led to the registration of more than 28 million new voters, more registered voters than the passage of the 26th Amendment, which lowered the voting age to 18 years. (PL 103- 31, signed 5/20/93). Clinton-Gore Deficit Reduction Plan Enacted Passed without a single Republican vote, the Clinton-Gore Administration's economic plan established fiscal discipline by slashing the deficit in half — the largest deficit reduction plan in history while making important investments in our economic future, including education, health care, and science and technology research. This legislation also extended the life of the Medicare Trust Fund by three years. Fiscal discipline established by the Clinton-Gore Administration has turned the largest deficits in our country's history into the largest surplus. (PL 103-66, signed 8/10/93)…”

elon musk has been making so many false assertions about history & politics. this one in particular made me guffaw.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Relieved for the New York criminal voters that no longer have to choose between two criminals

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

Prepare yourself for the pain and fever relief wellness grift that's coming