DJ Meph

Norm from cheers, sitting at the bar with a beer: "I have an idea, let's assassinate the Ayotollah"

I love drinking just as much as any God-fearing American, but it goes without saying, don't give me command of the US military when I'm completely shitfaced.

If you're looking for something new, HP OmniBook 5, But it doesn't ship with Linux. In general, you want to look for AMD Ryzen laptops.

I'm beginning to think there's no pee tape

I would never make fun of a human person for incontenence. Most of us will experience it if we live to old age. But for Trump, who doesn't qualify as a human, shitting himself in front of the whole world is truly the "Kim Jong Un has a butthole, he's not a God!" moment for this country.

As a Libertarian, excluding Elon from pedo parties is a violation of the NAP

Please bro, can I come to the island bro? Bro what day should I come for the wildest parties bro? Do you think I'm cool Jeffrey? 🥺🥺👉👈

Things aren't going too well for Rob Schneider

(Not) Looking forward to MAGA crying about The Muppet Show reboot "going woke". Jim Henson didn't do a truckload of acid to deliver your childhood a message of white superiority and hatred of immigrants.

Uday has secured the cocaine supply

@Georgesantos: I am officially no longer a New York City resident.

Congratulations to Mamdami, reducing crime in New York on his first day!

They should replace Obama's basketball court with a diaper changing station, which would serve two purposes. Leavitt can use it to change her boss's diaper when he shits himself, and for Uday Trump to blow lines of coke.

I keep seeing this headline about the three remaining people named in We didn't start the fire, and it's just hilarious to me that everyone just forgot Bono is still alive.

Curtis Jackson for Attorney General

Petition to rename Christmas "A New Hope" and the Council of Nicea "The Empire Strikes Back"

@mcuban.bsky.social out here sending smoke signals to four ghosts tonight

Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want

Dr Mehmet Oz meeting Donald Trump for the first time

Drake: Jake Paul you're actually f***ing trash bro ... I trusted you with TWO MILLION

You might think it doesn't get much better watching Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get knocked out in the same weekend, but ...

The irony isn't lost on me that Trump's threat to Venezuela was how Saddam Hussein started his invasion of Kuwait.

So don't tell Seti

This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.

Jesus Christ it's a Lion, get in the car!

Museum of Detroit Electronic Music (MODEM)

LFG!!

Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025 Valve released the statistics from the Steam Hardware & Software Survey for November 2025, which shows once again that Linux use is trending nicely upwards.

Linux players on Steam hit an all-time high for November 2025
#Linux #Steam #SteamOS #SteamDeck #LinuxGaming

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Trump: *watching the twin towers fall* Someday I'll use this to get away with sex crimes

The Big Beautiful BJ

Megan knows a great deal about this distinction because she's barely human

BBC has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

I wish the New York Times a very Eat Shit today 😊

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a crowd of people .

"If Mamdami wins, I'm leaving New York"