Johanna

Johanna

@lazerketten.bsky.social

I’m here for what the internet used to be…while it lasts

51 Followers 43 Following 70 Posts Joined Jan 2025
3 months ago

So thankful for the “scientific methods” that made this research possible

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7 months ago

Also, reminds me of fuckwasps.com

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7 months ago

Horror show 😱

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7 months ago

When is your weight lifting YouTube channel launching?

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8 months ago

This is so good. Whut.

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8 months ago

Okay, but like admitting that our wishes are coming true and he can’t live peacefully is like piling on another L.

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8 months ago

If my child is any indication, this could also be renamed the “toddler stick library”

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8 months ago

That kid that eventually gets punched in the face and cries looks so stressed the whole time. How would this convince anyone to sign up unless it’s someone that hates their child?

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9 months ago
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

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9 months ago

I was gonna say, don’t forget burger island.

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9 months ago

This rules.

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9 months ago
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb" a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

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9 months ago

Honestly, it’s not even worth complaining about them at this point. They have been complicit for ages now. I am more inclined to be shocked when they do something right, as opposed to wrong.

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9 months ago

Might not even be HIS leg

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10 months ago

It’s like the ditto version 😂

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10 months ago

Precious burrito!

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10 months ago

I’m here any time to give tips. Organizing has become my hobby 😅

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10 months ago
YouTube
My First Home in Japan! Tour + Trying Viral Japanese Organization Hacks YouTube video by lazer ketten

I know I have like 5 followers here but, if you haven’t seen it yet, I made my first YouTube video. Pls like and share 🙇‍♀️ youtu.be/IsVvCLBLm64?...

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10 months ago

this is what the internet was created for

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10 months ago

What was it supposed to be?

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10 months ago

Missed opportunity to have said “he really takes off”. A little aviation humor of my own.

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10 months ago

Part 1 was good. But part 3 is where he really breaks comedy boundaries.

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10 months ago

I’m very interested in homecoming bloopers

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10 months ago

I like that if you click the comic it sends you to a vid of Rumeysa Ozturk getting kidnapped.

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10 months ago
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11 months ago

The secret is, they are onboard with what he is doing (most of them)

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11 months ago

You can do it little bush! It’s just the bare minimum; live.

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11 months ago

Or drink a glass of water! Dehydration wreaks havoc and I swear 90% of people are not drinking enough water. 💧

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11 months ago

Here too. 🙃

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11 months ago

I don’t know what my excuse is for doomscrolling here. There’s nothing I can do. But it’s hard to look away. 😮‍💨

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