@philellis.bsky.social
just put a fucking chicken in the fucking oven. holding on just in case it’s needed you’re welcome
uh oh
11.01.2026 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0although this has happened before like a year ago so no doubt we will all abandon it again in a few weeks
11.01.2026 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we dug our way out of the soil to give you a wormy congratulation
11.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0agreed well done!!!!
11.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@annathommy.bsky.social congrats on 1k followers x
11.01.2026 00:15 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
us and every possible variation of that name
11.01.2026 00:18 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0oh and tlog how could i forget
10.01.2026 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0redoing this 1 year later
things i love:
mat baynton
phil ellis
taskmaster
harry styles
standup comedy
early worms
cherry scented stuff
mike wozniak
ania magliano
sad music lowk
#haventpassedasolidsince2012
just reread everything i’ve ever posted on here and sm happened that i completely forgot about
10.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0phillip
10.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0add reece shearsmith to this gang
29.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s not a want it’s a need at this point in the year
14.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0omg what is going on 😭 in all fairness i’m literally never on here i use it like once a fortnight to check on what ben willbond posts and that’s it
22.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0nearly 2 months actually oh
22.10.2025 12:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0coming back after a month to say i’ve now also met alex xx😋
22.10.2025 12:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1should i come back to this app i feel as though i never go on it whoops
22.10.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hi eleanor!! how are you?
29.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
this made me go through ghosts withdrawals 💔 @benwillbond.bsky.social @lazbo.bsky.social
29.08.2025 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0anyway in the 9 months i was gone, i met greg davies?
29.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1hi guys i disappeared from this app for 9 months whoopsy daisy
29.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0so true (i have no idea what this means)
29.08.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0well stardust is there but under the most heartbreaking circumstances 💔💔
28.11.2024 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
happy bday to midnight memories
25.11.2024 10:25 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0just a tad yeah
24.11.2024 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Zayn singing ar his first solo show in Leeds
Zayn singing ar his first solo show in Leeds
Zayn honoring Liam at his first solo show in Leeds
Oh Zayn, you beautiful boy. You did amazing at your first solo show. I am so proud of you🥰
And to make us all cry at the end.. 😢
Hope you felt all the love for you tonight!💛
another year means another sob over nativity 😜
23.11.2024 14:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ALIENATED
23.11.2024 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my mum was just talking about liams funeral and went “i thought louis’ funeral was in LA” babe i bloody hope not xxx
23.11.2024 13:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how have i had this app for a week and already got more followers than i do on twitter wtf
22.11.2024 15:29 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0swear to god if zayn has stardust or calamity on the set list and im not there to witness it i will sob xxx
22.11.2024 13:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
