I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
when you get bounced in the first round by a 13 seed
This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
a 2028 campaign ad where the average american voter is represented as the guy from memento but all the tattoos are like “every republican president destroys the economy and starts a war in the middle east“ or “trump was president during covid”
Two words
Oil. Trebuchets.
y'all should familiarize yourself with what the Average American is consuming entertainment-wise!
brand management (derogatory)
"Ugggh souls again"
"Just eat them, they're good for you"
"But I don't wanna eat souls. They taste gross and smell funny"
"Just one soul"
"No"
"Yes"
"Nooooo!"
"One soul and then you can eat the flesh of the usurper."
"... ugh, fiiiine"
Drone strikes in Haiti.
Drone strikes. In Haiti.
By private contractors.
They’re killing Haitians for private profit & the world barely pays attention.
The story of Haiti is the story America likes to tell about itself. Except there, it’s true. And the west has never stopped punishing Haiti for it
no
The troubles
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (derogatory)
All quiet on the No Cap Skibidi Front
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
18 Dems just voted *today* for Trump’s agenda. Does it make sense yet why they’re so unpopular?
Yup, definitely bad #COYS
tbf someone was selling lose cigarettes somewhere. priorities y'know.
My stalker violated one of his restraining orders like a dozen times, filmed it and posted it himself, and eventually he spent a few weeks in jail for it after multiple people spent 40 hours a week working on it.
Also you can buy a camera not owned by Amazon.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, and we're bloopin on blooski"
"hit it"
given he restructured his deal with the Jets to facilitate instead of entering free agency he apparently didn't think so
Those of us who have Palestinians & Lebanese in our lives have been trying to make the supposed good party see this for years with no avail.
My friends' loved ones in Palestine are not less dead, tortured, detained, & homeless because the US president who helped Israel was a Democrat.
Here's a thread featuring clips of key moments from the DC Metropolitan Police body camera footage of the March 17, 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that I obtained as a result of my FOIA lawsuit:
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
I want you toknow that proclamations like this come from the softest dude you will ever meet whose greatest challenge in life is waiting ten minutes in line at Merridee's
Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata
American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
Jesus titty fucking Christ does Firefox run so much better after blocking the AI bullshit.
Hey @mozilla.org start with the AI nonsense blocked as standard next time and let the dipshits who want The Homer of web browsers be the ones to to have to find it in their settings and opt in.
Hell yeah!
XCOM2: the game: the movie 2: The Long War
