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Alpha, Teacup Kaiju

@alphamonster.bsky.social

It/Its || β˜‰βˆ‡ - ΞΈβˆ† || Livestock Guardian Felkin || Median Plural || Not House-Broken || Middle || EmoPunk || Mid 30s || VRC World Maker ||πŸ”ž NSFW kink likes/reposts ahead! ||

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World name: The Vault of Tears
By: RealTMontana
Platform: PC

#VRChat #VRChat_worldη΄Ήδ»‹

04.02.2026 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one has been a blast to come up with! @w@
YCH auction is live! Bid on the reply I’ll leave below!
As usual check the TOS for additional rules: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Good luck!

04.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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How to fill your dragon... oh yeah I love this training ~
Comm for @steelpper.bsky.social

06.01.2026 09:35 β€” πŸ‘ 406    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live:

04.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally some quality content to start posting on Bsky

03.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 317    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
a hugely fat and thirsty corgi taur chugs a 2lt bottle of soda in one gulp. No worries, he has 3 more at the ready! He wears a stylish green checkered hoodie and purple collar.

a hugely fat and thirsty corgi taur chugs a 2lt bottle of soda in one gulp. No worries, he has 3 more at the ready! He wears a stylish green checkered hoodie and purple collar.

what... he's TAURSTY... heheehe

for the loveliest @jojodacorgo.bsky.social βœ¨πŸ’•

[ #fatfur #taur ]

03.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Water bed mode activated! Hope you like

03.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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TTRPG Character Commission for Anonymous

03.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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reversetea.itch.io/raptor-bird
The Seikret is out!
contains the blender file and vrc
as usual message me if there are any bugs ^w^
I really hope you like bird raptors ^w^
masc variant will come out next week

03.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"

A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"

Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)

03.02.2026 09:33 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 370    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 75
shirt text: I eat my opponents when tournament organizers aren't looking

shirt text: I eat my opponents when tournament organizers aren't looking

oomf showed me this shirt and i need this drawn for any of my sonas posthaste

03.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

Gale I'd absolutely be down for art of you getting railed by a big quad felkin...

03.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh to be an oversized puppy that fucks its trainer

03.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
an orange and white cat underneath a bed, hanging off the side of a cardboard box

an orange and white cat underneath a bed, hanging off the side of a cardboard box

i heard a noise under the bed, and i found sissel trying to settle down on a box that was far too small to fit him

02.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1105    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

LRP: I love that because this isn't Twitter I can say "hes definitely getting fucked by that arcanine" and people won't get pissy about it

03.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dentist filling done...

Drooly droopy felkin maw be upon yee cause im numbed to fuck

03.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oversized puppy days!

03.02.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
a glorious rat coin purse

a glorious rat coin purse

twitter comments that range from "oh! so contradictory - laugh & cringe" to "so curious to know who would want this - any ideas?"

twitter comments that range from "oh! so contradictory - laugh & cringe" to "so curious to know who would want this - any ideas?"

twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse

03.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6435    πŸ” 998    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 223
Screenshot from Kamen Rider Eins with Girls Remix. Nadeshiko snaps back at Kronos with "Some girls're human, some girls aren't. Man, who cares?"

Screenshot from Kamen Rider Eins with Girls Remix. Nadeshiko snaps back at Kronos with "Some girls're human, some girls aren't. Man, who cares?"

the values we fight for on this page

01.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1080    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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behold, a creature

24.01.2026 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2084    πŸ” 509    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 1
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hello I show tram again

03.02.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3919    πŸ” 930    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 3
Error: entity released

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

02.02.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4558    πŸ” 1643    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 76
a pretty black horse (nightmare) named Nyx shows off her cool goth outfit. She is wearing a slightly too short crop top, revealing some underboobage, a big plump gut, and a little skirt with chain adornments.

a pretty black horse (nightmare) named Nyx shows off her cool goth outfit. She is wearing a slightly too short crop top, revealing some underboobage, a big plump gut, and a little skirt with chain adornments.

GOTH!!! HONSEEEEEE!!!

for my favorite ever @arkson10.bsky.social πŸ’•πŸ’•βœ¨βœ¨

[ #fatfur ]

03.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 636    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-

Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it

Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it

Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

03.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5364    πŸ” 652    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

03.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 25335    πŸ” 5779    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 44

youre fine

03.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Very textured painting of a cat with shadowy eyes

Very textured painting of a cat with shadowy eyes

Katie the deep sea fish
Finger painted first then added details with a brush

02.02.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Old Lady showing her figure anticipating a drink

Old Lady showing her figure anticipating a drink

#1800Comm #Hyper
For @noeticred.bsky.social

02.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1077    πŸ” 204    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
orange cat standing on a desk over a keyboard

orange cat standing on a desk over a keyboard

HELLO DONNIE IS HERE

02.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2361    πŸ” 148    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 3
Oversized animal showing off the girth

Oversized animal showing off the girth

For @vadiant.bsky.social
#1800Comm #Fatfur

02.02.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 928    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

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