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character’d up to here

the evil is in the hearts of men, but i will say it’s possible we summoned some sort of algorithm demon somewhere along the way too

yush for the past couple months

do androgynes dream of walkable cities

does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second

if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back

i love her i love her i love

gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell

forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops"

here’s a pic i like of me and my friend

hello my slimes

she’s about to say it. she’s about to say the schlemiel word

hr is bringing everyone into a meeting “out of concern for the health of the culprit” but i’m not falling for it

decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now

the balloon quotes guy posing next to his balloons which read “a bitch who lick ya ears fasho a demon i be ready to piss myself”

can he say that

America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America

the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in

i like hiking but in a different and cool way. these other whites are impostors

makes sense for toddler brained people to be stressed out by bigger numbers. unfortunately i am an adult and can easily handle the scariness of numbers even as large as twenty billion

this one came from somewhere deep inside

WIP of a new art piece, subject is Penelo from FF12

ayy i still got it

if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think

beer is the mind chiller. beer is the little can that brings total intoxication. i will drink my beer. i will allow it to pass over me and through me

doesn’t roll off the tongue tho

it’s only a hate crime if you loudly yell “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” while doing it

George costanza busts into the room and shouts “Transbian, Jerry!!” offscreen, jerry seinfeld says “Again??” George continues while we look at Jerry’s stunned expression. “Every time I date a trans woman she turns out lesbian!” “What quality do I have that keeps turning women gay??” George says with an exhausted expression. Jerry adopts a glib expression and delivers the punchline: “All the women i date keep turning 18!”

colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline

an absolutely ripped baddie ghosted me in the talking stage so i’ve come all the way around to believing exercise is fascist now

That's right. Surely the omitted context of the black woman in question being the former vice president and most recent dem nominee for president is irrelevant.

just reading the wind here, yell at me if you want, but i gotta inform everyone that limericks are about to come back in a big way. you’ll see