captain

car

car

Why don't you take a long walk down a never-ending pier and find along this beautiful pier all the things you hoped for in life

my most gamer coded trait is that when whatever im welding at work isnt cooperating and its pissing me off, i have to stop myself from saying "This game Fucking Sucks"

hes in golf ball heaven

shonencoded bc i always wear the heavier of my 2 boots to make myself stronger

if you are an interior designer and your first thought when designing a residential space is "this should have cool white lights" you are the devil and your ass is not seeing the pearly gates

i should watch more tokusatsu

i need it to be sloppy sunday PRONTO‼️‼️‼️💯💯

they already make that, its called diet coke

they should make soda thats good for you. full of enamel and calcium.

this what them yellow alians listen to. those little yellow aliens on Little Yellow Alien Planet listen to this

I heard they’re releasing a new font

its important that you always have a target. not a goal, a target. always have something/someone that you need to fucking Get. Hunt & Stalk. Ambush!!!

chillin till theres moves to be made call me motion activated

Anyone else here like to snap their bones in half when they're bored #bonetwt

AN ARCHETYPE.... I MUST FIT INTO AN ARCHETYPE....

canes drive thru blasting shitty music at me so that the chicken may taste sweeter after the trials and tribulations

Digital painting of some tall, voluminous clouds bubbling in sunset light, dark, earthy tones, with golden highlights. The sky behind is a dark blue-grey.

We report as our expert is taking notes: it smells like smoke outside, and we do have to wonder whether it could be the sun burning out. Our expert reminds us about chimneys. The sunset light moves on, bronze turning to ashes. The sun is always busy elsewhere.

akuma burger with sauce sui no hado and meatssatsu

call me a band saw the way im cuttin this bread