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🐜MatteoπŸ¦—23πŸͺ°anyπŸ›whiteπŸͺ³your evil twin

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Named my vault dweller Pockets because it was the first noun that came to mind but now I think that’s a genuinely cute name

04.11.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ohtani in the clubhouse after slipping up and saying "good game guys" (the room is bugged and he is about to be sent to federal prison for the rest of his life)

04.11.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œOhtani is perfectly fluent in English but has to keep using a translator for everything to stay out of jail” is too just funny of a conspiracy theory not to believe tbh

04.11.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You know what game I wanna go back to.. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd_f...

04.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just beat black mesa. Holy shit Kevin Sisk is uncannily spot on as G-man I was fully expecting to see Mike Shapiro in the end credits

03.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black mesa's xen chapters seem to suffer from an across the board issue of being cool and then overstaying their welcome by about 40 minutes

03.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My new idea is to combine the bengals offense and browns defense into one team, split the difference between Cleveland and Cincy and just have them play in Columbus in the shoe. we can call them the Brongles and everyone will hate it

03.11.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that in general things that are bad for you are cool and things that are good for you are dorky probably kills so many people every year

03.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like it’s a holiday where you walk around at night but with your parents directly behind you and also you are surrounded by every other family in your neighborhood at the same time. Tf is a trunk or treat

02.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is with the idea that Halloween is super dangerous for small kids now I think you’re mostly only gonna end up in the ER if you’re a young adult with alcohol poisoning right

02.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Esp since it comes after all I want

02.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can change is such a good song one of my favorite things to hear coming across in a song is desperation and it kind of does it perfectly

02.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone is BLASTING everybody talks outside rn

02.11.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuck my entire life

02.11.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck my chungus lifeeee

02.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the nice thing is that I get to be happy for all the ex guardians players on the jays. The sad thing is the ex part

02.11.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jays defense has been insaneeeeeeee

02.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing them shoving a mic in the managers faces while they’re trying to like do their fucking job in game seven of the World Series is so funny

02.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DESTROY Los Angeles

02.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m told there was also a time when you could just turn on the tv to the sports channel and watch sports

01.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing stories from people born before 2000 about how you used to be able to just buy a concert ticket from the venue and go pick it up and they also usually didn’t cost more than like 70 dollars makes me want to become the joker

01.11.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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All hallows eve

01.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#tatsujun #達淳 #persona2 #art

29.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zombie Lisa is so cute!

01.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŽƒ Happy Halloween πŸŽƒ
#γƒšγƒ«γ‚½γƒŠ2γ€€#Persona2

30.10.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been seeing a suspicious amount of Christians implying or straight up saying that some people just deserve to starve these days

01.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rappers all screaming in our ears like we’re deaf

01.11.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dare probes that if lcd soundsystem was like 10% less good they would be bad

01.11.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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