Funny Fish

Baking a lot and playing cookie run is kinda funny bc sometimes I'll look up a recipe and be like hi buddy. nice to see you but I do actually need to figure out how to make and eat you in real life rn

You’d think they would have quietly dropped him and found a better conservative musician by now right

I only really glanced at that tpusa halftime show bc like I just can’t care about it rn man but it is fascinating how these people are still being forced to pretend like kid rock makes music that is in any way palatable to the human ear

I think tomorrow I will try to tap into the art of getting cheap extremely last minute tickets

Sportsmaxxing

Antisemitism is way off the charts rn like you do not have to hand it to qanon lmfao. Shutttt the fuck uppp

No I’m saying “goycattle” like, ironically to make fun of these people, by using it the exact same way that they do,

I truly truly hate people who try to do some kind of ironic adaptation of 4chan terminology

Polnareff calls someone a douche canoe

The jjba sub also has a lot of funny deliveries but you really have to listen to the dub too shit is hilarious

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the stage of the Jerry Springer show with an audience watching. A peeved looking person sits in a chair. Jerry Springer stands next to him and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the incensed audience boos loudly. Panel 3: security attempts to break out a fistfight between the onstage guest and a prehistoric fish, the Tiktaalik.

Any time Jotaro is alone with Polnareff in sdc he’s internally counting down the minutes in fear that he’s gonna get wrapped up in one of Polnareff’s bullshit B-plots before the rest of the gang shows back up

I really like the bastet episodes bc it’s like the only time avdol gets to go on a stupid funny bullshit adventure and it’s awesome and they should have done it more

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I don't think I actually want to be understood by or share my life with another human being on a deep interpersonal level I only want people I can bother into going to sporting events with me

Emeto tw but this one too the only thing I miss about tiktok is esoteric baseball edits

I love this video

I do kind of wish that there were people that posted about sports on tumblr but it's also like the most "go sportsball" website of all time so

Hopefully this year after the super bowl nobody totals my neighbors parked car after ramming into it at 20 over the speed limit and then drags themself down the road while the car is actively leaking fluids and sparking

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation

I also really like theseus because he's annoying and its funny

asterius is super cute

“Billionaire pedophile”?
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I think if I learned someone I know watches TikTok while driving it would make me think worse of them than if I found out they had shot and killed someone with a gun

Last person in the world to get addicted to Hades award

and then take a trot

Hello knock me down hello goodbye there ya go knock me down there you go. byebye

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