The @ipso.co.uk ruling of Telegraph’s preposterous “We earn £345k but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays”, reveals the article to have been a fabrication. There is no such family as Al, Alexandra, Ali, Harry and Barry Moy. Glad to have acted as lead complainant on this.
03.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 397 🔁 125 💬 20 📌 14
When you click the "beautify slide" AI feature in Google Slides.
NOT A JOKE
yes
03.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, Rock The Casbah just came on and goodness ME how inappropriate.
03.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I wrote and published these a lot quicker than ipso, too.
03.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 40 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0
Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.
03.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 204 🔁 81 💬 6 📌 1What a great photo.
03.03.2026 19:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1. Y Viva Espana.
2. Mate, you're no SuperTed.
“What’s behind the polite framing of ‘a variety of often inconsistent visions’ is a man babbling about a complex situation that he doesn’t understand nor care to understand.”
US war on Iran: A tale of two Trump interviews - @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social
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The Moon lies in the centre of this image, looking bigger than usual and orange in colour due to being close to the horizon. There is a sunset hue of faint blue and even fainter pink in the sky. In the foreground, framing the Moon, is the Victorian front gate of the Royal Observatory.
The #Moon is looking stunning through the front gates of the Royal Observatory Edinburgh this evening!
03.03.2026 18:37 — 👍 78 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 1and Villiers St was so full of life...all the way down there to the park, happy days
03.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Asif Aziz evictions story is going mainstream. Telegraph and Independent have covered in recent days. Now the FT has done a brilliant piece - including finding another property affected, where a Ukrainian refugee and their disabled son are being evicted by Aziz. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
03.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 153 🔁 71 💬 2 📌 3I wish he would just fucking whatever, burst.
03.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 1Remember when Charing Cross looked like this. Amazing jumble of enthusiastic Victoriana and pop-modernism. *tokes on fag, nods approvingly* Nice.
03.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Oh I really wouldn't...
03.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flann O'Brien reports:
www.rte.ie/news/courts/...
Here's looking at you, saucy camellia. It IS something. It's not everything, but it is for this precise second.
03.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0oh mate
03.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0noice
03.03.2026 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0innit though. that sensation of warm sun on the face, why it's bloomin' marvellous, it is
03.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the most horrible noise this side of those old-fashioned football rattles
03.03.2026 14:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0another winter,fucked off, YES
03.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Everything's shit, but I'm typing in the garden for the first time this year. Crocuses out, primula too, everything in the garden coiled like a whatever. Robin, dunnock, blackbird, wren, fucking jackdaws and magpies, ducks, stupid pigeons, hypnotising tits, the ordinary lot. Warm sun. Approved.
03.03.2026 14:05 — 👍 112 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 1Well, a great deal to unconsciously think about there...
03.03.2026 12:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'll seek it out, sceptically
03.03.2026 12:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0tells us an awful lot about the Sun
03.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Well, that explains the erratic delivery times.
03.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 647 🔁 145 💬 9 📌 9It's a crusade now then is it? Why is everyone in charge so fucking moronic, don't tell me I get it.
03.03.2026 08:43 — 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0
I do love a ghost gable like this found near Ancoats in Manchester - but it's rarer still to find the intangible signs of the puff of smoke from the chimney...
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