⚔️ Ser Salem, Sovereign ⚔️

Ok going to bed now

Type A for type A couple planning a trip except one is really type A about logistic planning (travel, lodging) and the other is really type A about recreation so they don’t kill each other while trying to plan shit

Absolute bliss of falling asleep on the couch for an hour while my wife sat on the floor and built gunpla but god my knee fucking hurts and I’m extremely awake now as punishment for my peace

dyslexic puppygirl and her snuffbait girlfriend who she can't stop sniffing

Pinup art of my OC Prince Mattias who is a no-op trans man. He is looking off into the distance while leaning on a table and fixing his hair. He is wearing a full suit of armor except for the chest piece, instead replacing it with a corset that cuts away at his boobs and shows his bare stomach.

— cw pinup 🔞 art

type of poster you would see hung on emil's walls... of his brain. #oc

something i internalised early from the fgc is that your microcelebrities (top players & streamers, in that case) are just normal people with their own friend circles and day-to-days and normal social boundaries & it's something I've thought about in every community ive been a part of since

Weekly niece time to prepare me for the horrors of the week. Important time that gives me strength ok

You’ve made a great and welcoming little space, and a lot of that is because you are such a supportive person, even from a distance. There’s nothing wrong with a tight circle, but you show often how much you care thru uplifting others, and people see that for sure

I can deeply sympathize with a lot of this as a person who struggles deeply with social interaction, but I do treasure any interaction we have no matter how small or passing. You truly are such a kind person, and that has shone through in so many things beyond idle chatting. I hope you know that 🫂🩵

Yeah… yeah.

i love my little family so fucking much.

🦟💕 Crayon chibi commission for @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social !!

Apparently I’m really bad at bopl which is the only time it’s good to be bad at a game

(urgently) your highness, your subjects are asking about the dragon again.

well, yes I told them that you and she are no longer on speaking terms but—

um, see, they're wondering about the thirty-foot dildo you commissioned for her in the town square

reminder that posting on social media is not "activism". if you people really want to support trans women you need to become dark knights clad entirely in black and crimson armor and take oaths of fealty and pledge your mortal blood to me. girl's gotta eat

really crazy how many people get upset when you say the truth. sorry your prissy little wizard stick gets broken so easily i cast spells with my hands like a proper force of nature

btw int is the loser beta faggot cuck spell scaling stat and faith is the spell scaling stat for superior dominant powerful women

yeah ok.

definitely not adding gunpla to my throne ok

Breakfast

im actually so excited I'll probably hop on this week or weekend

monster hunter rise up

Someone should fix that maybe

a strong motivation for me persisting in the world and not giving up and withering away to nothing is the ability to buy my beloved friends things that they want and/or need.

maggie is unfortunately a threat to public safety when she sets herself to buying someone she loves something they want/enjoy

there was no patch for REPO .... the whole time ....

excitedly talking about committing to trying MH Rise and maggie fucking took my steam deck to "fix REPO" and bought the fucking game I hate this fucking house

would yall recc MH Rise for steam/steamdeck or PS5

I love my maidwife chefwife

Fuck yeah dude hell yeah dude