⚔️ Ser Salem, Sovereign ⚔️

Can I pretty please stare at you until the paranoia threatens to upheave your life and you become convinced she is the imposter and must be dealt with and I can seamlessly take over her role after you bloody your hands with the remains of your lover and seal your fate?

Can I stand at the end of your bed wearing the visage of your wife who lies asleep next to you and stare at you until you can make out each perfectly mimicked curve and angle of her face on mine and go mad and kill her in a reckless attempt to rid yourself of me?

maggie bought me gundams already so I gotta kill her about that

I’m surrounded by opps dude the second I say I want something it’s on sight what the hell

"gundam fans be talking about char the same way jerma fans talk about jerma"

have you seen my fav post

The secret to good writing is being a freak, yes, but the secret to writing interesting and complex characters is being mentally ill.

High school moosical ever heard of it

an old animation i did of valerie and jan.. maybe i should make a new one 🤔

This could be the snort of something moo

Connie just got beaten and her mic cut off mid scream

I can't believe i'm being post cucked by magseidolia dot bsky dot social

This could be the snort of something pig.

Really really bad at it but switching weapons is helping

I hunted a monster

Guys I'm kind of starting to think maybe it really was lead poisoning that brought down the Roman Empire. We may need to revisit that theory

I’m really privileged to have a mom who is accepting of me doing non traditional wedding stuff and gender affirming outfits don’t get me wrong but goddd I wish she would not give her opinions on this process. I don’t want to exclude her but stopppp trying to give your opinions and recommendations !!

Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

asking 5 million people their opinions on this outfit to see if im the insane one

too***

this is my nightmare

she told me the two things I really liked looked two casual i think im going to explode now

a traditional style suit is def my backup if all else fails. There's a guy local to my parents that has a whole portfolio of suits done for queer/lesbian weddings. I have a look I'd love to get if possible but it's not looking super viable so I'm keeping my options more open that I'd maybe like

my mom is trying to be helpful but she keeps sending places that don't sell dress alternatives not out of malice but out of just not checking and its making me really stressed out and emotional because this fucking sucks. I hate this. I'm really upset ugh.

oh my godddd like none of them have any of the non dress alternatives in store this sucks dude

Once again being delusional about trying to settle on a wedding outfit and schedule fittings and the store doesn’t carry !!! The pants and blazer I like in stores !!! So I’d have to order it without being able to see or try it on to see if it works with the other things I like !!!!! Kills myself!!!

Oh don’t worry I had to break out a comically oversized bath towel for dabbing needs she’s just not pictured

think lecherous and inappropriate thoughts about your dominants. always be looking for opportunities to make her feel attractive. love her very much and have an endless desire to make her happy. appreciate every small detail about her you can.

similarly aged coworker ending our meeting with "go forward god's strongest soldiers" is so real

Text in the pokopia font style that reads "mr. evrart is helping me find my gun." in multiple colours

Honestly just putting any random Disco quote in here is fucking funny