Bilal Zafar

Bilal Zafar

@zafarcakes.bsky.social

Linktree.com/zafarcakes

6,433 Followers 4,463 Following 1,584 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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AAAAAND IT'S LIVE!!

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8pm HOT PEPPSY END OF

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To fill a gap in my CV I've said that I was a guitarist for The Fall for a brief period. No-one has disputed this or even asked questions about it.

Fesshole GOLD from 27th December 2020

Come to Fesshole Live in 2026! Tickets on sale for Glasgow, Leicester, Luton, Leeds & Cambridge. Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester and Glasgow. Best of Fesshole, audience confessions, secret history & more: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

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BREAKING: Leaked emails show that Ryan Reynolds is trying to sell Wrexham to Slobodan Milošević.

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Friz Frizzle A comedy musician whose work has been on Radio 4 as well as a number of sell-out Fringe shows. Amazing.

Why not! It's Bandcamp Friday! Get my entire discography for £11. Live albums! Studio albums! A christmas album! A single I did for Scott Mills! Three and a half hours of award winning parodies!!

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On Channel 4 tonight:

'BRITAIN'S MOST EVIL PRAT'

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Hehehehe🔴⚪

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UPDATE on The Prince Andrew Coin: 🪙👑

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Like most middle aged white men I have been cancelled. There is literally no outlet for me to speak my truth. Hear me talk about it on this podcast.

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UPDATE on The Prince Andrew Coin: 🪙👑

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CANCEL CULTURE❌

with @iainlee.com

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♥️

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Me commenting on an Instagram reel of a scene from Ace Ventura:

"is this real or satire?"

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Zafarcakes - Twitch shut up mate.

The FINAL Danny Dyer's Deadliest men.

NOW

twitch.tv/zafarcakes

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Zafarcakes - Twitch shut up mate.

HAVING A LAUGH IS LEGAL AGAIN
twitch.tv/zafarcakes

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Patriotic Youth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Patriotic Youth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

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Just seen Spike Lee at Emirates Stadion London UK

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Paid @zafarcakes.bsky.social £10,0 for an autograph for my uncle. He's a big fan of both Bilal and Everton FC. This is what he gave us. I'm livid, my uncle won't come out of his tent. Says if he dies in there we've to chuck him in a skip. This is outrageous, but also thank you again it was very kind

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🟢 Israel agreed to a “ceasefire” in Gaza on October 10. Since then, Israeli forces have:

➤ Launched 852 airstrikes and artillery attacks
➤ Opened fire on Palestinians 665 times
➤ Committed 1,856 armed violations on the ground

🔴 Israel Killed:
➤ 198 Children
➤ 85 Women
➤ 23 Elderly Citizens
648 Palestinians total

🔴 Israel Wounded:
➤ 507 Children
➤ 337 Women
➤ 89 Elderly Citizens
1666 Palestinians total

The Palestinian resistance in Gaza shared on Day 137 (February 25) of the “ceasefire” a report detailing “sustained and systematic” Israeli violations of the truce. 

➤  It recorded that children, women, and the elderly make up 47.2% of those killed during the “ceasefire.”

➤ It documents 1,856 Israeli field violations, averaging 13.5 violations per day, including live fire, drone strikes, artillery shelling, demolitions, and naval gunfire.

➤ The most severe violations, according to the report, concern aid. The ceasefire requires 600 trucks per day, including 50 fuel trucks. The document states that only 43.2% (260 of 600 agreed trucks) have entered overall, and just 15.1% of required fuel.

➤ It accuses Israel of providing “misleading figures” to mediators and refusing independent monitoring, calling the fuel restrictions a deliberate obstruction of recovery and basic services.

➤ Only 1,753 of 4,200 scheduled travelers were allowed to pass through Rafah in both directions — a compliance rate of just 41.7%.

The report concludes that the violations form a “continuous and systematic pattern” that has stripped the ceasefire of practical substance. Post image Post image

🟢 Israel agreed to a “ceasefire” in Gaza on Oct. 10. Since then, Israeli forces have:

➤ Launched 852 airstrikes & artillery attacks
➤ Opened fire on Palestinians 665 times
➤ Committed 1,856 armed violations on the ground

🔴 Israel Killed:
➤ 198 Children
➤ 85 Women
➤ 23 Elderly Citizens
648...

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I have no idea who made this website.

But well done and thank you xo

www.princeandrewcomcoin.co.uk

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Buy Bilal Zafar a Coffee Become a supporter of Bilal Zafar today!

If you've been enjoying my stuff of Kate, you can tip me here if you like, no pressure no worries etc xo

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I have no idea who made this website.

But well done and thank you xo

www.princeandrewcomcoin.co.uk

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British Britannica Coinage Ltd

I didn't think the website would be real 😅

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THE PRINCE ANDREW COMMEMORATIVE COIN👑🪙

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