The Gray Mule

I live in Arizona, the 48th State. 171 years ago, we were part of Mexico. I'm down with swapping out my flag.

Don't do it. It's kinda shitty here, now.

Welp, I prefer Lucky Strike cigarettes, Evan Williams bonded bourbon, old trucks, and western boots. If Amazon cares about what I like, we might see a different Bond.

Elon Is in Your Underwear Discover the implications of Elon Musk's involvement in your tax and Social Security records. Understand the potential impact on your banking information.

Musk is now in charge. He has SSNs and banking information of every American who has received any kind of payment from the US treasury.

Remember how Trump would never release his tax records or financial information? Musk has it now. Musk now has Trump by the balls.

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I live in the desert. Walking through it is no joke, and a few hundred people per year die trying. If you can't have a modicum of empathy and compassion for a fellow human who is willing to make that attempt, well, I think I know what kind of person you are deep down inside.

Yup. We can argue about highway maintenance all day and still be friends.

Gorsh! *hy-uck* Is THAT what this is?

File this under "Oh, I'm fired, am I?"

Getting that roux going. If y'all ain't putting as much care and attention into your gravy as you do the chicken, well, we just can't be friends.

I am repeatedly shocked by the number of people who think that speaking to the manager makes things happen more quickly.

Even when Things Are Going Wrong, there are still heroes to celebrate.

Lolz not lolz

Stealzies!

That was a quality wardrobe choice.

This is good advice. I will always refer to the president as President Musk. I don't know who that bloated orange guy is.

I'm an independent now, but I was a Republican from age 18 through, ummm, 42? I finally accepted how much they hate me for my very wrong last name and atheism.

I still consider myself an "Eisenhower Republican," which is probably why I loathe what the GOP has become.

Ok, everyone. The thing happened, and the orange cheeto rapist crook is in. That's a bad thing. Yes, it will cause lasting damage. Yes, it is a "stain on our nation." And so on, and so forth.

BUT. This doesn't have to be the end of everything. Keep doing the good things you already do.

Wait, take Arizona, too! We have a really nice canyon, and there are already loads of Canadians here every winter.

If you still want TikTok and you're looking for a VPN, make sure it is legit. Yeah, you're gonna have to pay for it. Most "free" VPNs are scams.

Maybe we should all send a quick daily email to Trump asking what President Musk is planning.

Hey, you know what else is "socialist?" The military.

It's almost like...other people...they exist!

That was a well executed combination. Good on her!

Now THAT is a well executed combination!

Teddy plots his revenge.

Teddy plots his revenge.

Damnit.

Oops. Wrong tag.

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Astonishing!