beany tuesday

Thanks pimp. Things seem to be on the turn up for me at the moment, though only time will tell

Deep cut, forgot about this one. Cavemen driving dinosaurs like cars is still a pretty funny turn of phrase

It's probably an easy way for congress to look productive and for representatives to say that they got X number of bills passed

I mean come on

Some perspective for anyone annoyed that Kirk got his own holiday-- literally like 15% of all bills passed in congress are to establish shit like Toe Fungus Awareness day

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five
Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences

Bracing myself on The Other Site for the deluge of "Erm... some of these guys are actually kind of based 😂" type comments from twitter users named 1000lbRapist

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

Reposting this oldie because I’m bored

What is it and why

A guaranteed flop with twitter's scarcely-literate median comics reader. Maybe it'll pop off with the 5000IQ Bluesky literati?

An Essay About Essay(ist)s

Nice to write about something you like for a change. Don't worry, the beatings will continue later this week.

Mini essay I wrote about the airport. I hope you enjoy

Ranch or cool ranch Mel?

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [2/2]

GUE 6: Lycanthropification [1/2]

If the red pill took the red pill

But maybe that’s dumb. I’m just spitballing.

I mean this genuinely, not glibly; these people need a hobby. When you live in the middle of nowhere, and have nothing to seriously care about, I imagine its easier to spend all your free time fantasizing about getting to kill people. But you wouldn’t care so much if you knew the world was beautiful

oh and now read this part if you want to see an awesome and funny image

“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason

oh huge typo in the first sentence oh well

lay off Pinkerton...

I don't have Letterboxd or anything, so sometimes I'll write little reviews of movies and comics and stuff and post it here if that's okay. Okay thank you

Probably not right now, my backlog is too big

The single minute where sentry fucked shit up was cool I guess. But spending the climax of the movie sucked inside The Metaphor Zone is such a joke man relegate that shit to a pithy speech at the end of a futile climactic fight. You aren’t your addiction Robert etc blah blah blah

Anyone who knows me knows I don’t give a shit about cape comics let alone the MCU. But Sentry as a character appeals to me for reasons I can’t fully explain. Guess it’s the Veitch living god stuff? In any case, “what if Superman was a shizophrenic crackhead” is way cooler than “what if he was evil”