DARK LORD OF SESAME STREET

{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }

{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }

Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec

Elmo drank too much water

{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }

Elmo hungers for grass

{ Pees on }

{ Pees everywhere }

{ Sees @androidb0dy.bsky.social

It's on SIGHT. BITES CHOMPS CHOMPS BITES CHEWS GNAWS }

Die

// bsky.app/profile/did:...

Pspsps, here's my other accs if anyone wants em

New icon, Elmo feels pretty

No way that post is getting likes from irl NSFW accounts.

GO AWAY

Elmo disowns you

Elmo is going to stop you there.

Elmo needs no father.

Elmo is thriving.

Elmo is king of HELL

Elmo is king of SESAME STREET.

Elmo does NOT need YOU

What

. . .

Where did you get that

Begone from my presence

No

{ Squints. Projectile vomits on The red imposter }

This is why Hawkmoth's wife is dead.

???

Absolutely not. Now begone.

{ wiggles toe }

No.

{ PANICS AND EATS THE BUTTERFLY }

{ Devours Dr. Evil McEvilFace. }

Elmo hopes Elmo doesn't get akumatized

NO

ELMO IS FUCKING STARVING AUGH

AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGHA UUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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