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@stanzman.bsky.social

One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite

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Repeat after me in unison…

β€œI knew it.” 😠

01.12.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 10
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Chinese bots stiring up shit will also get blocked.. decide for yourself..but seems like trouble to me

02.12.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Governor Newsom releases his advanced imaging results...

02.12.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 16

Will the AI George Washington have a devils haircut? I bet he is a loser and he has all the information..

02.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why wait? Just do it...

02.12.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im sure they feel the same way about you Magyn..you read your Bible with that mouth?..and they are smuggling coke..I have no doubt you have used it and are friends with oeople who love it..sit down and stfu

02.12.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She seems nice

02.12.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5144    πŸ” 1489    πŸ’¬ 1889    πŸ“Œ 784

Much as I hate to say it its probably going to take something horrible happening to some Americas at the hands of another country under the the same bullshit circumstances we are bombing survivors of an unprovoked attack for some people to get it.."see thats why we dont do that shit"..

01.12.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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@katforillinois.bsky.social Jones says hes ready to nap in support of your campaign..up to 20 hours a day

01.12.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least you have a cat to make you feel better..what?..oh..nevermind

01.12.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop putting these assholes on the air..let fox OAN Newsmax have them..a quote from them is fine

01.12.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Other cat totally double dog dared that cat to stick its head in there

01.12.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will you vote reform the presidential pardon power, expand the Supreme Court and add an ethics code to all judicial courts

01.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Higher prices due to tarrifs may drive up dollars spent on less product..inventories will tell the real story in about a month

01.12.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure worked ro get them to reconvene and vote on it didnt it? Using the retard word pissied off one guy to say he will vote against it specifically saying Republicans dont deserve a majority in the house anymore..but he is just one..spines arent especially common in the gop these days

01.12.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It wil definitely be on the list of things to reform right away..

01.12.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They make you wear a bib...

01.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America In a stunningβ€”and frankly, humiliatingβ€”moment on international television, a former NATO Commander made absolutely clear what so many in the global security community have been whispering for years: D...

BREAKING: Former NATO Commander Just Said the Quiet Part Out Loud - Trump Is Beholden To Putin, Not America
open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...

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Laura Loomer circa 2017-2018 drunk, pretending that she is single while harassing and groping alt-righter Mike Ma, who feels shame and complete disinterest at her attempts to create an affair, and also saying racist stuff. Milo leaked this video, he claims to have a 27 minute version of it.

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The threats including swatting may sway enough to get the votes..which may be ammo for Elias lawsuit that will immediately follow

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Kash Patel Throws TEMPER TANTRUM as the FBI falls apart I have been saying for months that Kash Patel is in way over his head and now we finally have the receipts.

And yet hes still there

01.12.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because of course the guy who was sentenced to seven years in federal prison for wire fraud and aggravated identity theft got a Presidential pardon...and a job at the DOJ.

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Hate on Mika and Joe all yall want but this morning was wall to wall coverage of the war crimes story..they even showed the Franklin the turtle meme from hagsbreath

01.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He will be in for a whole mess of fun down there when he doesn't win enough and the crazy governor gets involved..I hope hus players dont get arrested en mass for starting a brawl outside a bar or something..just saying I smell a scandle coming for LSU

01.12.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one were the public defender went to jail rather than rat out his clients crimes

01.12.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes..pretty sure the only people stupid enough in this age of information to fall for it are republicans so I say let them

01.12.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill the cat is the diety of orange cats..prove me wrong

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CARTOON/BASELOPE.GIF

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