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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality

@stanzman.bsky.social

One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite

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Post image 07.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1713    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 15
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Novelis Oswego plant fire halts aluminum supply to automakers, WSJ reports Fire at Novelis’ Oswego plant halts 40% of U.S. auto aluminum supply, threatening Ford and other automakers’ production through early 2026.

This couldnt happen at a worse time..wlnder if it was sabotage..if I was wanting to throw a monkey wrench in the auto making machine..this would sure do it

07.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Noticed the rerun last night..fuck them..still a bunch of Paramount accounts that can be canceled

07.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a beautiful fuck up..just gave it to them..he must of had money on it

07.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time you do hear..it will be about his pardon

07.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Full 1 percent..with a few in congress..couldnt do worse tgan what we got

07.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah kids always want three shots rather than one shot..like three scoops of ice cream instead of just one or three toys instead of one..thats brilliant logic

07.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SAFE...FINALLY A RUN

07.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar) Dr Oz: "Some of the reasons that premiums are going up is because if you take people who didn't know they had insurance and therefore never put in any claims off the rolls, then you still have people ...

Absolute fucking nonsense..the lack of outrage from Dr's and medical professionals is just as bad as the msm..the AMA should hold daily press conferences to correct the the record..with girls in bikinis and fireworks if nessisary to get the coverage

06.10.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mississippis greatest son..so many of the best humans were taken too soon

06.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar) Trump: "Beginning November 1st, 2025, all Medium and Heavy Duty Trucks coming into the United States from other Countries will be Tariffed at the Rate of 25%. Thank you for your attention to this matt...

How you gonna collect that money with no functioning govt?

06.10.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And who knows what happens to the food they do get served..let some in your restaurants and video what you do..also yall might score a purse

06.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well now Satan will be making an appearance on the stage for the show just to spite mtg

06.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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People often miscalculate climate choices, a study says. One surprise is owning a dog It turns out many Americans misjudge which personal behaviors contribute most to climate change.

The AP is working with kristi Noem to persecute dogs now apparently

06.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As mental heath care and meds become harder to get..it will get way worse

06.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats hysterical..show us a video of a white person from Russia or Ireland being taken down by a masked goon..only white people being filmed are protesters or people protecting a poc..

06.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas mom charged after allegedly shooting her 4 children, killing 2 of them, authorities say The 31-year-old mother is being charged with two counts of murder and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, according to Brazoria County Sheriff Bo Stallman.

Sad

06.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

He will come out before long

06.10.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't yall make a flamingo a day now? Looking for that big flock one day soon I hope

06.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah thats what im saying the rest of us gotta get involved..oh oh oh..maybe all the chickens that got slaughtered cuz of bird flu were a mega maga ritual sacrifice...that would be alot of mojo

06.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even the sinister supremes wont touch this one..pardon incoming

06.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I rescued a kitten from an oil refinery where I worked..had to give it a name..it just came to me..I knew immediately that I had struck gold by the reaction of my Co-workers..and SPHINCTERPUSS was born

06.10.2025 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So any bears that were photographed by this idiot will be killed..im rooting for the bears..it's their world..this guy invaded it and stuck around after seeing a bear...

06.10.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aaron Rupar (@aaronrupar) Monica Crowley: "President Trump is launching us into the next 250 years of American greatness as he did in his first term ... next year's momentous celebration will be thanks to his leadership in act...

Maybe time to start working on some magic spells cuz nothing else is working..just saying

06.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beachfront home of South Carolina judge, ex-senator burned to ground, injuring 3 Ex-senator Arnold Goodstein, along with two additional people, were rescued by several neighbors and paramedics from a marshy, remote area behind the home after jumping from the fist floor.

No indication yet from major media that the FBI has any interest whatsoever in investigating this apparent attempted assassination of a well-known judge openly targeted on social media by the far-right activistβ€”Harmeet Dhillonβ€”currently calling herself Assistant Attorney General of the United States

06.10.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8686    πŸ” 4669    πŸ’¬ 388    πŸ“Œ 222

Just like the story about the young man supposedly committing suicide in Mississippi turning out to have blood force trauma in his head this story is being ignored by the mainstream media

06.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Omg this wins the bingo card game for the week..is Sanchez moonlighting for the hotel as a loading dock security gaurd? WTAF?..I cant believe what I just read..

06.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nowm claims cartels have a $10k bounty on her head...how embarrassing..I got more people that would pay that much for my head than that and im nobody

05.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

1983 violation, get yo money bruh

04.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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The body slam seems to be the ICE preferred initial interaction.

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