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@stanzman.bsky.social

One will fall to bottle One will fall to the spike One will fall to the devil One will fall out of spite

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Way to raise Hunters profile..you idiot

08.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relax im just having some fun at my nerdy friends on here

08.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What? Scientists cant be creepy pervs too..I mean ive met several Scientists that definitely gave off creepy perv vibes..in fact I dare say most of them have very little game..ya feel me?

08.02.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well of course he is we always knew was a pervy little frog..

08.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im confused is that supposed to mean you farted at the movie? Probably improves the experience

08.02.2026 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are stupid enough to trust a chat bot with your life good luck to you

08.02.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marta (@grammamarta) How much more will we allow?

Been doing alot worse than removing names off of list

08.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@johngcole.bsky.social
We put baby's on spikes!

08.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to hear Mike Johnson explain
How this is no big deal and hes got nothing to worry about

08.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye (@mindymumrage) I want one. πŸ˜†

Weeeeeee

08.02.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

07.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4413    πŸ” 2280    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 107

You say that like it's a good thing..let Elon put them on the moon

08.02.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Religious freedom group says US military members were 'pressured' by commanders to see 'Melania' An active-duty enlisted member of the US military said their unit was "pressured" into seeing Amazon's "Melania" documentary about the first lady.

Could you even imagine if President Obama made the troops sit through a a doc about Michelle??

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Jake Paul is the best Vance could get to hang out with him and they are watching women's hockey..that is pathetic on several levels..if they lose it will be from bad mojo

07.02.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to say ive never seen it..nor cocktail..

07.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't trust the local food to much risk of stiff being put in it..somebody gonna feed him a snot burger somewhere tho..some situations are unavoidable

07.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight into Darkness by
Tom petty and the heartbreakers

07.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It the religious leaders spewing their warped selective interpretations of the Bible..members of congress believe the earth is 6000 years old..Hopefully the coming blue wave will purge out some of them

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Samsung News Brad Arnold, 3 Doors Down founder and lead singer, dies at 47

I didnt like his politics but he was right up the road from me so a local boy that made some good music..sad

07.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big surprise that a foreign intelligence is directly in contact with someone close 2 tRump..again the lengths these idiots go 2 2 hide this is probably worse than whatever the call was about..probably about tariffs or something stupid..like putin telling tRump no tarrifs..oh wait

07.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they haven't done shit Isreal is still killing Palestinians even after the last remaining body was turned over..Ukraine is still fucked..all they are doing is enriching themselves and the tRump family

07.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nashville is furious about power outages. Republicans say β€˜woke’ is to blame. As Nashville’s utility company struggled to recover from a catastrophic ice storm and its Democratic mayor ordered a review, some conservatives attacked diversity training.

These rednecks in Tennessee will believe anything fk them

07.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dont want anything to do with the god worshiped by the white Christian nationalist..so unfortunately for you ALL Christian faiths are tainted by it..the Jesus i as a catholic grew up learning about would be appalled by Protestant evangelicals..tax the churches out of existence

07.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Author--unknown

07.02.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She gives so much to universities and charities she might not want the headache..it would be great but I cant fault her for not wanting to get into mass media..it seems to turn decent people into monsters

07.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newt is mad

07.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He should be reminded of the Kennedy center fiasco when it was so loud Usha cut him a murderous look

07.02.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the laid off journalists from The Washington Post should get together and create a new paper called the PostScript

07.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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