Pterodactylnick

My bulk consists mainly of Taco Bell

I think your as wide as the door

After tonight I swear I’m gonna suck the soul right outta this man’s dick

still looking for some Seattle muscles for my next project 👀

(if you’re a Seattle gay, please repost to spread the word)

A purple hair e girl talking to some nerd

If we're gonna date, you may need to defeat my 7 evil reply guys.

I in fact stayed up for nothing

We love a red flag here

Am I really waiting till 2 am to get the Pokémon cafe reservations? Yes. Will I have an aneurism if I don’t get it? Also yes.

Lots of people are in poly relationships they just don’t know it yet

Everyone give me your Japan must do’s or your most unhinged must do
#japan #tokyo #nagamo

Impulse strikes, Tokyo in one month 🥰

Also he approached me. Hurt people hurt people

A finsub on Grindr hit me up and when I sent him my cash app he blocked me 🥲

It’s almost October

Please god let me not lose interest

Big sir

I was told my ass was getting bigger by a guy at the gym. Is this how straight men test the waters? If you want to fuck me please just tell me

Let’s wrestle

Still can’t flex my back

This is taking me out, just like that dick would

The way I fully wanted to call this man daddy until I found out he’s 24. Wtf is in yalls milk how do you have a full man beard and look like you just got back from the oil rig

I honestly don’t think I will ever get over this

I just heard someone say “I’m gonna rhythmically flex it inside of you” and I can only hope someone says that to me someday

Me next

Hair too I miss my long hair

The arm goals

Plz squish me

Pro tip don’t search Hole without context cause I was looking for the band

Hot take Jerry Seinfeld isn’t funny. The show isn’t funny and it’s boring. If you wanted to watch a show about nothing you could just live your life.