Neil

I feel your pain. Followed by removing all the sodding cushions from the bed 🙄

Bed. Or I will be in 10 minutes after I turn off / extinguish the 20 different fucking lights / candles Mrs G insists we have in the living room.

timeline cleanse

Thanks mate, I’d forgotten that one! I don’t get much traction here either 🤷‍♂️

Zack Polanski squirts water at people through the gap in his teeth.

Oh, for fuck’s sake, something else that needs power -
Me, buying new tech.

🙄 That’s just careless.

Apparently you’re an illegal immigrant now 😕

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In Lidl yesterday and the app wasn’t loading. The guy at the self checkout said “just enter your phone number on screen but don’t put the zero”
Einstein here asked “which one?”

I didn't see that coming.

Exhausting but exciting 👍 Have a great time, lovely!

Why don’t you all just marry U.K banknotes 🙄

He blocked me too!

I'll check it out, thanks!

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Just a play on words 😬

Ooh, I’d never heard of that before 👍

I need to make a concerted effort to go to more live music.

I’m not one to cast nasturtiums but you’re never going to catch a fish using that as bait.

Surely it’s ‘Apostrophe’s’

Sorry ‘bout that 😬

a man is sitting on a couch with the words put that in your blog Alt: Sherlock is sitting on a couch with the words “put that in your blog”

😂 Found an apt gif!

…”No shit, Sherlock”.

“I’m constipated, Watson”.

Enjoyably ridiculous
#WarMachine

I’m a street photographer and I’ve spent many years photographing women both candidly and in portraits. This is a thread of some of my photos to celebrate International Women’s Day. These images were captured all over the world and some of them go back about 20 years
#streetphotography

Seems legit.

I can’t believe you’re not bitter.