straycalic0

Her smile? Infectious, like an STI 💖

Thou shalt not get jiggy with it, your honor

The demons I'm fighting in my head make me wonder if they took boxing lessons

Boric acid? In the 🅱️ussy?? Call her an ant killer 💅💖

When will women evolve past pissing all over their ass cheeks when they go pee? #bigbootyproblems

Barf, elegantly

Art by @max.wise.art

GEE DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOON

Do it. Please.

Freaky freaky hell yeah baby gimme some gimme gimme some yeah #gdtop #calico

Imagine this: Timber by Pitbull. No Ke$ha. He wears the daisy dukes. #itsgoindown

My biggest mistake in life is having lactose as an infant. Now I'm addicted AND allergic. #intolerancegang

Another night another dolla #$$$

What's good mothafuckas
#notme

I'm not pouring one out for you. You have to be a homie for that privilege.

That's neat, what's your show about?

No. Suffer. But stream it so I can watch.

I'm here for a good time not a long time, but the store was out of good time, so what the fuck am I here for? #robbed

This is no longer a vibe this is an aggressive tremor

It is I, a series of unfortunate events

👁🫦👁

It ain't sparkle it's ✨️ f i b e r g l a s s ✨️

T.O.P. kissing Lee Hyori on stage made my teenage self sob.

Chicken butt

Squid Games 2 best character is Thanos played by T.O.P from BIG BANG & that’s all that matters.

1st out of ♾️

This makes me want to put it up on a wall sized screen at full brightness in a dark room and lick it

I am my bravest when the alcohol has temporarily seized the anxiety of my tism #allergictoalcohol

Whisper your problems into my ear and if I giggle I'll give you a nickel

Time well spent